[meteorite-list] OT(WIND Farm, ie SPAM) Meteorite Men Promotion

From: Darren Garrison <cynapse_at_meteoritecentral.com>
Date: Mon, 13 Jul 2009 11:03:39 -0500
Message-ID: <dhmm55lntagjbkhi10aprroii56vr512db_at_4ax.com>

On Mon, 13 Jul 2009 04:02:16 -0700 (PDT), you wrote:

> Me too as I have never watched a better used car salesman
>or mortician than Steve Arnold.

Maybe Steve can help fill the terrible vacuum left behind by the tragic loss of
Billy Mays.



Hi! Steve Arnold here!

Has THIS happened to you?

You buy a pallasite meteorite and in no time, it starts to rust?

Are YOU a victim of Lawrencite disease?

Well, never again!

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ooze, or YOUR money back!

Formed near the core of a long ago destroyed asteroid, genuine Brenham
meteorites are shipped out of the farmlands of Kansas in the heart of America--
unlike those foreign meteorites!

Made with genuine nickel/iron and olivine, Brenham meteorites will outperform
all other pallasites in just sort of sitting there in your display case!

But wait-- there's more!

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You pay only shipping and handling for the second genuine Brenham meteorite
offer!

But don't delay, order today!

Supplies are limited!
Received on Mon 13 Jul 2009 12:03:39 PM PDT