[meteorite-list] OT(WIND Farm, ie SPAM) Meteorite Men Promotion

From: Timothy Heitz <Midwest_at_meteoritecentral.com>
Date: Mon, 13 Jul 2009 10:29:25 -0500
Message-ID: <5A0708698F894AA9AAEDAAA78855073B_at_den>

Darren,

Wow, You must watch a lot of commercials. That's a hoot.


Tim














----- Original Message -----
From: "Darren Garrison" <cynapse at charter.net>
To: <meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com>
Sent: Monday, July 13, 2009 11:03 AM
Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] OT(WIND Farm, ie SPAM) Meteorite Men Promotion


> On Mon, 13 Jul 2009 04:02:16 -0700 (PDT), you wrote:
>
>> Me too as I have never watched a better used car salesman
>>or mortician than Steve Arnold.
>
> Maybe Steve can help fill the terrible vacuum left behind by the tragic
> loss of
> Billy Mays.
>
>
>
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>
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