[meteorite-list] OT(WIND Farm, ie SPAM) Meteorite Men Promotion

From: michael cottingham <mikewren_at_meteoritecentral.com>
Date: Mon, 13 Jul 2009 08:43:47 -0700
Message-ID: <8F5A5A0D-F782-445A-95C5-7CAA4EB27753_at_gilanet.com>

Hello,

Don't forget the limited edition ACTION FIGURES complete with
removable vests, metal detectors, and ATV's ! When we see these on
ebay we will know for sure it is the "End Times" . I also wonder if
Mike Farmer will get an action figure as the "MeteoriteMen's" arch
rival! There also might be limited edition Bob Haag and Nininger
action figures too! Some of these might actually come with a real
meteorite.

Michael Cottingham
On Jul 13, 2009, at 9:03 AM, Darren Garrison wrote:

> On Mon, 13 Jul 2009 04:02:16 -0700 (PDT), you wrote:
>
>> Me too as I have never watched a better used car salesman
>> or mortician than Steve Arnold.
>
> Maybe Steve can help fill the terrible vacuum left behind by the
> tragic loss of
> Billy Mays.
>
>
>
> Hi! Steve Arnold here!
>
> Has THIS happened to you?
>
> You buy a pallasite meteorite and in no time, it starts to rust?
>
> Are YOU a victim of Lawrencite disease?
>
> Well, never again!
>
> Introducing new Brenham meteorites!
>
> Genuine Brenham meteorites are pallasites guaranteed never to rust,
> never to
> ooze, or YOUR money back!
>
> Formed near the core of a long ago destroyed asteroid, genuine Brenham
> meteorites are shipped out of the farmlands of Kansas in the heart
> of America--
> unlike those foreign meteorites!
>
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> outperform
> all other pallasites in just sort of sitting there in your display
> case!
>
> But wait-- there's more!
>
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> ABSOLUTELY FREE!
>
> And, as a special bonus, you will receive a bent piece of aluminum
> with
> "Brenham" written on it, suitable for standing in front of your
> genuine Brenham
> meteorite-- ABSOLUTELY FREE!
>
> But wait-- if you order within the next hour, we will DOUBLE your
> offer
> ABSOLUTELY FREE!
>
> For the same low price, receive not one but TWO genuine Brenham
> meteorites, TWO
> 100% acrylic stands, and TWO bent pieces of aluminum for the same
> low price!
>
> You pay only shipping and handling for the second genuine Brenham
> meteorite
> offer!
>
> But don't delay, order today!
>
> Supplies are limited!
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Received on Mon 13 Jul 2009 11:43:47 AM PDT