[meteorite-list] Fw: Matteo...And the letter from "The Wiz"

From: David Freeman <dfreeman_at_meteoritecentral.com>
Date: Tue Sep 21 15:56:53 2004
Message-ID: <41508757.706_at_fascination.com>

Hi Jerry,
How about the Nutty-Nebulese?
Davedoes

Jerry A. Wallace wrote:

> Hi Martin,
>
> You're absolutely right. Your nomination of Steve (CAPTAIN CHICAGO)
> Arnold is
> nothing short of brilliant especially since Steve has the new camera.
> Together these two
> gentlemen could saunter forth in the "37 foot motor home complete with
> a washer and
> dryer", solving the mysteries of the Universe in short order. (Of
> course, Steve Captain
> Chicago would need to learn how to operate that camera first.)
>
> The gentleman who wrote the letter also mentioned that he was in need
> of someone who
> could handle the documentation of the fantastic discoveries. Since
> Captain Chicago is-
> ummmm... somewhat challenged in the verbiage department, it might be
> better to hand
> those duties over to someone with a flair for language.
>
> Perhaps Matteo ....er- I mean Mauro, could be enlisted to join the
> team to handle the
> writing chores for the group. What a super team that would make. No
> scientific or
> historical mystery could long stand against such a overwhelming force.
> NASA (and the
> science community in general) would be all aquiver and atitter at the
> prospect of having
> such a powerful resource available to solve for them all those
> nagging, nitty-gritty questions,
> such as proof of life throughout the universe, the big bang, time
> travel through wormholes
> (in a 37 foot motor home complete with a washer and dryer), etc. It
> would seem that in
> keeping with the overall theme that seems to be developing here, that
> the 37 foot motor
> home complete with a washer and dryer, would need a complete makeover.
> Maybe
> converting it into something along the lines of a horizontal, fat,
> shiny black rocket ship
> would be the ticket.
>
> The team would need to design and wear some flashy, tight fitting,
> lycra uniforms replete
> with capes, perhaps something along the lines of Batman and Robin,
> Superman, or
> UnderDog (my personal favorite). But then, since they will be an
> investigative team using
> their massive intellectual capacities, maybe a somewhat more staid
> costume might be in
> order- something reminiscent of Sherlock Holmes, in a conservative
> brown plaid, replete
> with the trademark hat, pipe, and cape, of course. Yes, that would
> probably be better.
>
> The news of their discoveries and their (probably) astounding answers
> to the riddles of
> the universe should be reported in the the most prestigious science
> journals of our time.
> After a quick review of those available, I can only conclude that even
> the best of those
> would be found lacking and therefore it is my considered opinion that
> the PROUD TOM
> website must be brought back in order to properly share the news of
> the team's discoveries
> with the world.
>
> But the NAME for the team would be of utmost importance. It must
> reflect not only the
> undisputed preeminence of the individuals comprising the team, but
> must also proclaim the
> promise and importance of the team's future work of providing
> milestones millstones in
> science.
>
> Boy, now that's a hard one. I've never been too good at naming things,
> but I'll
> take a shot...
> The Titillating Triumverate. Naw, doesn't really roll off the tongue,
> does it?
> The Astounding Trio. No, not much there either.
> The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Oops. That one's already been
> used.
> Team Universe. Does have sort of an all-encompassing smell to it, eh
> what?
>
> Well, at any rate, I, for one, am certainly holding my breath and
> looking forward to
> the news of fantastic doings by the Super Team.
>
> Martin, thanks for sharing the letter from the unnamed gentleman with
> the dream, all
> the answers, the 37 foot motor home complete with a washer and dryer,
> and the pick
> up truck load of meteorites. The man has it all! Shoot, with his luck
> I'll bet his wife
> owns a liquor store and a nice bass boat.
>
> Regards,
>
> Jerry
>
> ...........................................................................................................................
>
>
> Martin Altmann wrote:
>
>> Hi,
>>
>> I think this enthusiast needs some help too.
>> He's from Illinois, so perhaps Steve Chicago may arrange a meeting at
>> Jimmy
>> Buffet.
>>
>> Cheers,
>> Martin
>>
>> ............
>> This letter was sent to others for a different reason but! you METEORITE
>> lovers should be interested in knowing that I can show you if there
>> is life
>> on planets from any meteorites, I happen to have quite a pick up
>> truck load
>> of meteorites. I can tell you if life was ever on a planet as well as
>> what
>> that life looked like if any, from any meteorite.
>>
>> I have discovered many things do not let yourself down, you should
>> look into
>> my claims. Meteorites are nothing compared to the rest of the story.
>>
>> I have some discoveries that will rock the world and need the help of
>> someone with your talents.
>>
>> I have been doing my own private research for many years that has led
>> to the
>> biggest news the world could hear to date.
>>
>> I am not good at publishing or documenting as well as photographing my
>> discoveries that I need to share with the world.
>>
>> This will be the best news or story you could ever be a part of.
>>
>> I wish to meet with someone who could help me launch these
>> discoveries to
>> the world.
>>
>> I seem to have discovered the key to all things that exist I say this
>> because there seems to be no end to even more knowledge every day.
>>
>> This system of things we call earth and all that exist in and around
>> it has
>> a way of recording events and information as well as images since the
>> beginning of time and I have discovered how to tap into this
>> information.
>>
>> I have been doing this for quite some time now so I do know that for
>> sure I
>> have discoveries that the world should know about.
>>
>> I could take you to any spot on earth and teach you how to find the
>> history
>> of that area complete with images, as well as what people or life looked
>> like all the way back to creation. This is so easy to know but a lot
>> of hard
>> work for me to learn and I am still learning about these never ending
>> things.
>>
>> How would you like to go to Stonehenge or the Pyramids or any of the
>> wonders
>> of the world and in just a few min. know things that no other person
>> knows
>> about?
>>
>> I need someone that could photograph these things as well as paint
>> them if
>> they could? I need this person to be able to document and publish these
>> discoveries as we go along.
>>
>> I will need help protecting the rights to these discoveries or any
>> information as a result of these discoveries and information or
>> pictures and
>> paintings etc.
>>
>> A photographer and publisher would do very well with this exciting
>> challenge. I am not sure how to show you these things without giving
>> away
>> too much information to everyone while trying to recruit someone to work
>> with me?
>>
>> If I can meet with someone to show them my discoveries there will be no
>> question that the person will know my discoveries are great and that
>> they
>> will want to drop everything and work with me.
>>
>> I have just purchased a 37?T motor home complete with a washer and
>> dryer so
>> that I can travel the USA and teach someone these things so that we can
>> launch this good news to the entire world and then we could travel
>> around
>> the world filming these things.
>>
>> I doubt that we could run out of news and pictures for some time or
>> ever? I
>> know this sounds too big to be true but it is very true.
>>
>> There is much more than I will talk about here.
>>
>> I am sure you will make much more money than you would with any or
>> all of
>> your other clients. You would have access to hot news that no others
>> have.
>> You could be part of rediscovering the pyramids with truth that no
>> others
>> know about, or any of the wonders of the world.
>>
>> If I could get someone with your talents to work with me you would
>> see that
>> we could make enough that you would never have a need for money again.
>>
>> Dona?Tt get me wrong I am not in this for just the money, I must
>> share this
>> with the world, I have information that people do not know about the
>> Bible
>> as well as Mythology as people call it I can prove that their
>> understanding
>> of mythology is wrong.
>>
>> Do you think that the constellations are just an accident? They have
>> more
>> meaning than anyone could guess, there is also many more than anyone
>> knows
>> about.
>>
>> By the way because of the way this knowledge work it is not limited
>> to the
>> earth
>>
>> I can teach NASA many things that would be helpful to them. I can
>> teach them
>> about many things that they are photographing that they do not know the
>> answers to. I can teach them how to tell if there was ever life on any
>> planets as well as show them what that life look ed like and I can
>> tell them
>> if they were an advanced civilization.
>>
>> I know this does sound too big to be true but! it is true, I have spent
>> years studying and testing these things until they are no longer a
>> theory.
>>
>> I know the more I say the more I would convince you that this can?Tt
>> be true
>> but, there is no other way of telling you the claims I have, I can
>> tell you
>> what I have or what I don?Tt have, I would rather tell you what I
>> have. I
>> have nothing to gain by making up anything. I am a very sound stable
>> person
>> with an extensive background in many things except publishing and
>> filming.
>> Just how hard will it be to look into my claims? I can convince you
>> in less
>> than a half-hour.
>>
>> Someone will take me up on this will it be you?
>>
>> Let??Ts see if we could or would be able to work together.
>>
>> You tell me how I need to do this or how I can convince you that what
>> I have
>> is real.
>>
>> Think about this, if I try and tell you something no one has ever
>> heard of
>> or try and teach you over the phone these things that no one has ever
>> heard
>> of how would you do it?
>>
>> I can show more proof in person than you could ever need to convince
>> you.
>>
>> Thanks
>>
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