[meteorite-list] The Soggy-Bottom Boys

From: mafer_at_imagineopals.com <mafer_at_meteoritecentral.com>
Date: Wed Nov 24 11:48:44 2004
Message-ID: <e7d6abd75c452b2e8f54106fc7fcd54c_at_>

Hi List
Hope you guys realize that in the deep south, theres another "gopher" and
hit taint a rodent. Might want to take into account the southern vernacular
so folks don't misunderstand and go after youse for ettin a critter thats
on that thar fedral list.


Kentucki good ol'boy

On November 24, 5:57 pm JKGwilliam <h3chondrite_at_cox.net> wrote:
> Mr Freeman,
> I certainly hope you aren't insinuating that your gophers are better
> tasting than those here in the REAL Soggy Boggy Bottom Land. Our
> fire roasted gophers have been rated "number one" and we have the
> statistics to prove it. Just ask all of our returning customers.
> We're not trying to make a profit on our BBQd rodents, we only want
> to recover our costs from doing research about preserving and
> documenting gopher villages. Recently, we found out that GV244
> (Gopher Village 244) and GV 251 are probably one and the same.
> However, the truth may never be told because some gopher hunter don't
> report the real locations of their finds.
> Soggy-Boggy-Bottom Boy#2
>
> PS...our soggy bottoms are also rated #1
>
> At 07:55 AM 11/24/2004, David Freeman wrote:
> > Dear List, Soggy-Bottom Boys;
> > I am truly moved by your candor! Bernd made the point, and you
> > have successfully satirized the foolishness of a couple very
> > non-important issues. I offer a strong heartfelt "BRAVO" to Bernd,
> > Dave, the two Johns, and would like to be on the dapper dan list
> > and share gopher with you all's! ...or at least engage the
> > intellectual stimulating conversation....if any arises there
> > delbert! Mine are not any better than u'ns, my river rocks that is,
> > Green River has soggy bottoms and wonderfully tasty gophers too,
> > Dave F.
> >
> > JKGwilliam wrote:
> >
> >> I think this gets my vote for "Post of the Week! Thanks to Dave
> >> for offering to share his Soggy Bottom-Boggy-Bottom meteorites
> >> with us. I have personally seen these wonderful stones and can
> >> attest to their pedigree...they are real Soggy-Boggy-Bottoms.
> >>
> >> Uh.........speaking of that EX of yours Dave.........uh........do
> >> you have a phone number for her;-)
> >>
> >> JKG
> >>
> >> At 10:14 PM 11/23/2004, DNAndrews wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >>> j.divelbiss_at_att.net wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> When you think one or more of our list members is a "a little
> >>>> bit off or just plain whacky", then think again when one
> >>>> compares such folks to the seller, buyer and believers of this
> >>> crap.
> >>> I'm usually just a lurker, but all this "Soggy-Boggy-Bottom"
> >>> Meteorite stuff has me in an uproar. Maybe they want to just
> >>> share a "gopher-on-a-stick" or sing into a can . It just makes
> >>> me just want to know why exactly they are here on this list
> >>> cramming their crapola down our throat. Stellar grains....what
> >>> rock doesn't have those. For any "Soggy-Bottom Meteorites"...just
> >>> come to my house. I have an entire backyard full of those
> >>> critters and would very much like to get rid of them. Come on
> >>> and haul them off at NO charge. My EX expected me to landscape
> >>> the backyard with all these Martian and Lunar wonders, but she
> >>> left and...oh well....never got done. Now they are taking up
> >>> room for OUR garden and I'll give them all away for free!!!! No
> >>> million-dollars-per-gram....absolutely free. Get them out of my
> >>> yard and they are yours for FREE!!!! No offer refused...
> >>> Can we get back on track to METEORITES instead of who has the
> >>> best eBay rating and talking about RIVER rocks!?!?!?!?!?! That's
> >>> exactly what the Soggy-Bottom-Boys are selling....common river
> >>> rocks. For me and Bernd....
> >>> Dave (Might as well sue me too shisters )
> >>>
> >>>
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