[meteorite-list] The Soggy-Bottom Boys

From: JKGwilliam <h3chondrite_at_meteoritecentral.com>
Date: Wed Nov 24 10:58:00 2004
Message-ID: <6.0.3.0.2.20041124084224.028ccd30_at_pop.west.cox.net>

Mr Freeman,
I certainly hope you aren't insinuating that your gophers are better
tasting than those here in the REAL Soggy Boggy Bottom Land. Our fire
roasted gophers have been rated "number one" and we have the statistics to
prove it. Just ask all of our returning customers. We're not trying to
make a profit on our BBQd rodents, we only want to recover our costs from
doing research about preserving and documenting gopher villages. Recently,
we found out that GV244 (Gopher Village 244) and GV 251 are probably one
and the same. However, the truth may never be told because some gopher
hunter don't report the real locations of their finds.

Soggy-Boggy-Bottom Boy#2

PS...our soggy bottoms are also rated #1

At 07:55 AM 11/24/2004, David Freeman wrote:
>Dear List, Soggy-Bottom Boys;
>I am truly moved by your candor! Bernd made the point, and you have
>successfully satirized the foolishness of a couple very non-important issues.
>I offer a strong heartfelt "BRAVO" to Bernd, Dave, the two Johns, and
>would like to be on the dapper dan list and share gopher with you all's!
>...or at least engage the intellectual stimulating conversation....if any
>arises there delbert!
>Mine are not any better than u'ns, my river rocks that is,
>Green River has soggy bottoms and wonderfully tasty gophers too,
>Dave F.
>
>JKGwilliam wrote:
>
>>I think this gets my vote for "Post of the Week! Thanks to Dave for
>>offering to share his Soggy Bottom-Boggy-Bottom meteorites with us. I
>>have personally seen these wonderful stones and can attest to their
>>pedigree...they are real Soggy-Boggy-Bottoms.
>>
>>Uh.........speaking of that EX of yours Dave.........uh........do you
>>have a phone number for her;-)
>>
>>JKG
>>
>>At 10:14 PM 11/23/2004, DNAndrews wrote:
>>
>>
>>>j.divelbiss_at_att.net wrote:
>>>
>>>>When you think one or more of our list members is a "a little bit off
>>>>or just plain whacky", then think again when one compares such folks to
>>>>the seller, buyer and believers of this crap.
>>>
>>>I'm usually just a lurker, but all this "Soggy-Boggy-Bottom" Meteorite
>>>stuff has me in an uproar. Maybe they want to just share a
>>>"gopher-on-a-stick" or sing into a can . It just makes me just want to
>>>know why exactly they are here on this list cramming their crapola down
>>>our throat. Stellar grains....what rock doesn't have those.
>>>For any "Soggy-Bottom Meteorites"...just come to my house. I have an
>>>entire backyard full of those critters and would very much like to get
>>>rid of them. Come on and haul them off at NO charge. My EX expected me
>>>to landscape the backyard with all these Martian and Lunar wonders, but
>>>she left and...oh well....never got done. Now they are taking up room
>>>for OUR garden and I'll give them all away for free!!!! No
>>>million-dollars-per-gram....absolutely free. Get them out of my yard
>>>and they are yours for FREE!!!! No offer refused...
>>>
>>>Can we get back on track to METEORITES instead of who has the best eBay
>>>rating and talking about RIVER rocks!?!?!?!?!?! That's exactly what the
>>>Soggy-Bottom-Boys are selling....common river rocks.
>>>For me and Bernd....
>>>Dave (Might as well sue me too shisters )
>>>
>>>
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