[meteorite-list] Collateral Damage.
From: dorifry <dorifry_at_meteoritecentral.com>
Date: Sun, 3 Jul 2011 15:09:07 -0400 Message-ID: <2F270CBB82244D5EA7A83F6A1564A62B_at_DoriPC> Great idea! They could call the episode "Two-Fisted Adventures of the Meteorite Men." Phil Whitmer ----- Original Message ----- From: <valparint at aol.com> To: <meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com> Sent: Sunday, July 03, 2011 2:05 PM Subject: [meteorite-list] Collateral Damage. >A Meteorite Men! (tm) Episode Treatment > > Cast: The MM, natch, the Count's unfortunate visitors - Naifina and her > family - and the Count himself in a Hitchcock-like walk-through cameo. > > The show starts with the Snidley Whiplash guy offering to trade his > fabulously valuable "meteorites" for all of the Naifina's worldly > possessions, miserable as they are. His silver tongue has visions of the > high life dancing through her head. Just as the deal is about to close, we > hear in the distance the roar of a powerful motorcycle and, in a trice, in > burst the Meteorite Men! (tm). Steve shouts "Stand aside! We're > professionals!!" as Snidley is vanquished by a single blow from Geoff's > black-gloved fist. Naifina and her family are saved from economic ruin!!! > > For the next 40 minutes, Naifina and the viewing public are smartened up > about getting-rich-quick in the world of meteorites. Lava! Slag! Ebay > crooks! Money-centric meteorite shows! (oops) Why Greed is one of the > Seven Deadly Sins! > > The Meteorite Men! (tm) leap aboard their trusty Meteorite Motorcycle and > zoom off into the sunset, which features a stunning bolide drawing the > Meteorite Men! (tm) onward. One of them is heard to say "Peeps, don't try > this at home!" while the other crys "If it was *that* easy, everyone would > be doing it!!" > > Fade to black. > > Paul Swartz > > "Never smarten up a chump." W.C. Fields > > > >> Bob said "perhaps we could suggest an episode..". >> >> Outstanding idea! I believe the producers could jazz it up enough to make >> it a popular segment. It would also do a lot to shut down criticism of >> the boys and their exploits. >> > ______________________________________________ > Visit the Archives at > http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html > Meteorite-list mailing list > Meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com > http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list Received on Sun 03 Jul 2011 03:09:07 PM PDT |
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