[meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World

From: David Pensenstadler <dfpens01_at_meteoritecentral.com>
Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2011 19:46:48 -0800 (PST)
Message-ID: <883365.5013.qm_at_web113314.mail.gq1.yahoo.com>

Don't care what other sayings come up ..... none will top the Valentine one!!

Dave

--- On Thu, 1/27/11, Michael Gilmer <meteoritemike at gmail.com> wrote:

> From: Michael Gilmer <meteoritemike at gmail.com>
> Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World
> To: "Frank Cressy" <fcressy at prodigy.net>
> Cc: meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com
> Date: Thursday, January 27, 2011, 10:29 PM
> Greetings List Members,
>
> I only drink fine coffee, but if I were to drink beer, it
> would be Dos Equis.
>
>
> For those who want to live vicariously through me, here are
> some more
> reasons I am the Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the
> World :
>
> I put the "HEDO" in Hedonism.
>
> When I give a meteorite to Chicago Steve, he keeps it for
> life.
>
> My garden is a strewnfield.
>
> I won the Meteoritical Society's Lifetime Achievement Award
> - twice.
>
> When ANSMET first arrived at the Thiel Mountains, I was
> waiting with a
> thermos of hot coffee.
>
> When Google receives a meteorite-related query, they call
> me.
>
> My metal detector's discriminator will ignore ugly
> meteorites.
>
> I once found a meteorite in Shangri-La.
>
> Best regards and happy huntings,
>
> MikeG
>
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
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>
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>
> On 1/27/11, Frank Cressy <fcressy at prodigy.net>
> wrote:
> > Dos Equis??? TMIMMITW only drinks Vaca Muerta.
> >
> >
> >
> > ----- Original Message ----
> > From: Thunder Stone <stanleygregr at hotmail.com>
> > To: mike <meteoritemike at gmail.com>;
> meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com
> > Sent: Thu, January 27, 2011 5:15:59 PM
> > Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting
> Meteorite Man in the
> > World
> >
> >
> > But the question remains:
> >
> > Do you drink Dos Equis
> >
> > ----------------------------------------
> >> Date: Wed, 26 Jan 2011 21:12:36 -0500
> >> From: meteoritemike at gmail.com
> >> To: meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com
> >> Subject: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting
> Meteorite Man in the World
> >>
> >> Greetings List Members,
> >>
> >> Having just returned from hunting meteorites in
> Antarctica (in my
> >> shorts), I thought I would share some of the
> things that make me - The
> >> Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World.
> >>
> >>
> >> I once came home empty-handed from
> meteorite-hunting, just to see what
> >> it felt like.
> >>
> >> Rare Earth magnets are attracted to me.
> >>
> >> My silver tongue sets off metal detectors.
> >>
> >> All of my finds are fully crusted and oriented.
> >>
> >> Museum curators give me their keys.
> >>
> >> My visual pairings are as accurate as an electron
> microprobe.
> >>
> >> Every meteorite in my collection is a main mass.
> >>
> >> If a meteorite from Venus is found, NonCom will
> name it after me.
> >>
> >> Property owners knock on my door after a meteorite
> fall.
> >>
> >> All of my meteorites have a pleasant aroma.
> >>
> >> Meteoriticists ask for my opinion.
> >>
> >> If you find a meteorite while hunting with me, it
> will always be an
> > achondrite.
> >>
> >> The Smithsonian has me on speed-dial.
> >>
> >> I can identify minerals and phases at a glance.
> >>
> >> All of my meteorwrongs turn out to be new types of
> meteorite.
> >>
> >> NASA's Johnson Space Center allows me to handle
> all of their
> >> meteorites with bare hands.
> >>
> >> I have never lost a meteorite auction, and I never
> pay too much.
> >>
> >> My touch removes caliche.
> >>
> >> The meteorites I traded away are rusting, because
> they are sad and miss
> >> me.
> >>
> >> Every year, a meteorite falls on my birthday.
> >>
> >> All of my export permits are approved instantly.
> >>
> >> I have memorized every Meteoritical Bulletin.
> >>
> >> If I witness a fireball, I can calculate exactly
> where the meteorite will
> > fall.
> >>
> >> My glasses are cross-polarized.
> >>
> >> My touch will etch a polished iron.
> >>
> >> I could have bought Meteor Crater, but I am
> waiting for a new one.
> >>
> >> Harvey Nininger had a tattoo of me.
> >>
> >> My chessboard is a slab of Esquel pallasite and
> the pieces are
> >> polished lunaites.
> >>
> >> All of my pets can find meteorites.
> >>
> >> "No Trespassing" signs make an exception for me.
> >>
> >> More will be forthcoming, but right now, I am
> thirsty....
> >>
> >>
> >>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> >> Mike Gilmer - Galactic Stone & Ironworks
> Meteorites
> >>
> >> Website - http://www.galactic-stone.com
> >> Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/galacticstone
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> >> Twitter - http://twitter.com/galacticstone
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> >> EOM - http://www.encyclopedia-of-meteorites.com/collection.aspx?id=1564
> >>
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