[meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World

From: Thunder Stone <stanleygregr_at_meteoritecentral.com>
Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2011 17:07:22 -0800
Message-ID: <SNT117-W1981F9FF2B605EE13A6045D2E10_at_phx.gbl>

You need his picture - hope he has a beard

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> From: jl at hc.fdn.com
> To: thetoprok at aol.com; meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com
> Date: Wed, 26 Jan 2011 23:46:31 -0500
> Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World
>
>
> Hello all,
>
> Too Good to pass up.
> This is not only clever, to me this is a Classic!
>
> I want to print this post, have it professionally framed, meet with Mike and
> have him sign it (if he agrees), we'll both package it and send it to Capt.
> Blood for his auction in 2012.
>
> Yea/Nay?
>
> John Lutzon
> IMCA# 1896
>
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Larry Atkins"
> To: ;
> Sent: Wednesday, January 26, 2011 9:34 PM
> Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the
> World
>
>
> > "My glasses are cross polarized." Now that's funny!
> >
> > Very Clever Michael,
> >
> > Stay Thirsty My Friend!
> >
> >
> > Sincerely,
> > Larry Atkins
> >
> > IMCA # 1941
> > Ebay alienrockfarm
> >
> >
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Michael Gilmer
> > To: meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com
> > Sent: Wed, Jan 26, 2011 9:12 pm
> > Subject: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World
> >
> >
> > Greetings List Members,
> >
> > Having just returned from hunting meteorites in Antarctica (in my
> > shorts), I thought I would share some of the things that make me - The
> > Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World.
> >
> >
> > I once came home empty-handed from meteorite-hunting, just to see what
> > it felt like.
> >
> > Rare Earth magnets are attracted to me.
> >
> > My silver tongue sets off metal detectors.
> >
> > All of my finds are fully crusted and oriented.
> >
> > Museum curators give me their keys.
> >
> > My visual pairings are as accurate as an electron microprobe.
> >
> > Every meteorite in my collection is a main mass.
> >
> > If a meteorite from Venus is found, NonCom will name it after me.
> >
> > Property owners knock on my door after a meteorite fall.
> >
> > All of my meteorites have a pleasant aroma.
> >
> > Meteoriticists ask for my opinion.
> >
> > If you find a meteorite while hunting with me, it will always be an
> > achondrite.
> >
> > The Smithsonian has me on speed-dial.
> >
> > I can identify minerals and phases at a glance.
> >
> > All of my meteorwrongs turn out to be new types of meteorite.
> >
> > NASA's Johnson Space Center allows me to handle all of their
> > meteorites with bare hands.
> >
> > I have never lost a meteorite auction, and I never pay too much.
> >
> > My touch removes caliche.
> >
> > The meteorites I traded away are rusting, because they are sad and miss
> > me.
> >
> > Every year, a meteorite falls on my birthday.
> >
> > All of my export permits are approved instantly.
> >
> > I have memorized every Meteoritical Bulletin.
> >
> > If I witness a fireball, I can calculate exactly where the meteorite will
> > fall.
> >
> > My glasses are cross-polarized.
> >
> > My touch will etch a polished iron.
> >
> > I could have bought Meteor Crater, but I am waiting for a new one.
> >
> > Harvey Nininger had a tattoo of me.
> >
> > My chessboard is a slab of Esquel pallasite and the pieces are
> > polished lunaites.
> >
> > All of my pets can find meteorites.
> >
> > "No Trespassing" signs make an exception for me.
> >
> > More will be forthcoming, but right now, I am thirsty....
> >
> >
> > ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> > Mike Gilmer - Galactic Stone & Ironworks Meteorites
> >
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