[meteorite-list] Fwd: The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World

From: Alexander Seidel <gsac_at_meteoritecentral.com>
Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2011 19:11:43 +0100
Message-ID: <20110127181143.248930_at_gmx.net>

"I bought my second full slice of Hoba, to back up the first one, just yesterday - and what did *YOU* guy do at that time..??"


-------- Original-Nachricht --------
> Datum: Thu, 27 Jan 2011 17:48:57 +0100
> Von: "Martin Altmann" <altmann at meteorite-martin.de>
> An: meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com
> Betreff: Re: [meteorite-list] Fwd: The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World

> >The rhinestones on my dog's collar are made from the Nakhla meteorite.
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> And the litter box of your cat is filled with crunched Chassigny.
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> ....and if the meteorite curators are talking about you,
> they all say - you're a fine man and they think you and your kin are
> making a great job for them.
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> ....O.k. the last was so far the most impossible point of the fun thread.
> :-(
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> -----Urspr?ngliche Nachricht-----
> Von: meteorite-list-bounces at meteoritecentral.com
> [mailto:meteorite-list-bounces at meteoritecentral.com] Im Auftrag von wahlperry at aol.com
> Gesendet: Donnerstag, 27. Januar 2011 17:29
> An: meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com
> Betreff: [meteorite-list] Fwd: The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the
> World
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> The smallest meteorites in my collection are the main masses of Hoba,
> Cape York and Mbosi, just to name a few.
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> All of the large meteorite museums house their collections in my vault,
> kept alongside of the remains of Howard Hughes.
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> The rhinestones on my dog's collar are made from the Nakhla meteorite.
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: Matthias B?rmann <majbaermann at web.de>
> To: Alexander Seidel <gsac at gmx.net>; Martin Altmann
> <altmann at meteorite-martin.de>; meteorite-list
> <meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com>
> Sent: Thu, Jan 27, 2011 2:39 am
> Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the
> World
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> When I meet meteorites and say "hello", I always hear them whispering:
> "Hi, Dad!"----- Original Message ----- From: "Alexander Seidel"
> <gsac at gmx.net>To: "Martin Altmann" <altmann at meteorite-martin.de>;
> <meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com>Sent: Thursday, January 27, 2011
> 4:05 PMSubject: Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man
> in the World>>> "My blood group is W0".>> "I set up a macroscope for
> fat sections.">>> I?m oriented! My flow lines are tsunami waves, my
> lipping resembles Mick > Jagger!">>>>>> -----Urspr?ngliche
> Nachricht----->> Von: meteorite-list-bounces at meteoritecentral.com>>
> [mailto:meteorite-list-bounces at meteoritecentral.com] Im Auftrag von>>
> Alexander Seidel>> Gesendet: Donnerstag, 27. Januar 2011 13:39>> An:
> Michael Gilmer; meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com>> Betreff: Re:
> [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the>> World>>>>
> "They humbly asked me to take care for their Allan Hills 84001, and>>
> Semarkona! And I answered: I might take that into consideration some >>
> time,>> if my spare time allows!">>>> :-) Alex>>>>>>>>>> --------
> Original-Nachricht -------->> > Datum: Wed, 26 Jan 2011 21:12:36
> -0500>> > Von: Michael Gilmer <meteoritemike at gmail.com>>> > An:
> meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com>> > Betreff: [meteorite-list] The
> Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the>> World>>>> > Greetings List
> Members,>> >>> > Having just returned from hunting meteorites in
> Antarctica (in my>> > shorts), I thought I would share some of the
> things that make me - The>> > Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the
> World.>> >>> >>> > I once came home empty-handed from
> meteorite-hunting, just to see what>> > it felt like.>> >>> > Rare
> Earth magnets are attracted to me.>> >>> > My silver tongue sets off
> metal detectors.>> >>> > All of my finds are fully crusted and
> oriented.>> >>> > Museum curators give me their keys.>> >>> > My visual
> pairings are as accurate as an electron microprobe.>> >>> > Every
> meteorite in my collection is a main mass.>> >>> > If a meteorite from
> Venus is found, NonCom will name it after me.>> >>> > Property owners
> knock on my door after a meteorite fall.>> >>> > All of my meteorites
> have a pleasant aroma.>> >>> > Meteoriticists ask for my opinion.>> >>>
> > If you find a meteorite while hunting with me, it will always be an>>
> > achondrite.>> >>> > The Smithsonian has me on speed-dial.>> >>> > I
> can identify minerals and phases at a glance.>> >>> > All of my
> meteorwrongs turn out to be new types of meteorite.>> >>> > NASA's
> Johnson Space Center allows me to handle all of their>> > meteorites
> with bare hands.>> >>> > I have never lost a meteorite auction, and I
> never pay too much.>> >>> > My touch removes caliche.>> >>> > The
> meteorites I traded away are rusting, because they are sad and miss>> >
> me.>> >>> > Every year, a meteorite falls on my birthday.>> >>> > All
> of my export permits are approved instantly.>> >>> > I have memorized
> every Meteoritical Bulletin.>> >>> > If I witness a fireball, I can
> calculate exactly where the meteorite>> will>> > fall.>> >>> > My
> glasses are cross-polarized.>> >>> > My touch will etch a polished
> iron.>> >>> > I could have bought Meteor Crater, but I am waiting for a
> new one.>> >>> > Harvey Nininger had a tattoo of me.>> >>> > My
> chessboard is a slab of Esquel pallasite and the pieces are>> >
> polished lunaites.>> >>> > All of my pets can find meteorites.>> >>> >
> "No Trespassing" signs make an exception for me.>> >>> > More will be
> forthcoming, but right now, I am thirsty....>> >>> >>> >
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------->>
> > Mike Gilmer - Galactic Stone & Ironworks Meteorites>> >>> > Website -
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