[meteorite-list] Fwd: The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World

From: Martin Altmann <altmann_at_meteoritecentral.com>
Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2011 17:48:57 +0100
Message-ID: <001701cbbe42$17d89520$4789bf60$_at_de>

>The rhinestones on my dog's collar are made from the Nakhla meteorite.

And the litter box of your cat is filled with crunched Chassigny.


....and if the meteorite curators are talking about you,
they all say - you're a fine man and they think you and your kin are making a great job for them.







....O.k. the last was so far the most impossible point of the fun thread.
:-(





-----Urspr?ngliche Nachricht-----
Von: meteorite-list-bounces at meteoritecentral.com [mailto:meteorite-list-bounces at meteoritecentral.com] Im Auftrag von wahlperry at aol.com
Gesendet: Donnerstag, 27. Januar 2011 17:29
An: meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com
Betreff: [meteorite-list] Fwd: The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World



The smallest meteorites in my collection are the main masses of Hoba,
Cape York and Mbosi, just to name a few.


All of the large meteorite museums house their collections in my vault,
kept alongside of the remains of Howard Hughes.


The rhinestones on my dog's collar are made from the Nakhla meteorite.





-----Original Message-----
From: Matthias B?rmann <majbaermann at web.de>
To: Alexander Seidel <gsac at gmx.net>; Martin Altmann
<altmann at meteorite-martin.de>; meteorite-list
<meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com>
Sent: Thu, Jan 27, 2011 2:39 am
Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the
World


When I meet meteorites and say "hello", I always hear them whispering:
"Hi, Dad!"----- Original Message ----- From: "Alexander Seidel"
<gsac at gmx.net>To: "Martin Altmann" <altmann at meteorite-martin.de>;
<meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com>Sent: Thursday, January 27, 2011
4:05 PMSubject: Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man
in the World>>> "My blood group is W0".>> "I set up a macroscope for
fat sections.">>> I?m oriented! My flow lines are tsunami waves, my
lipping resembles Mick > Jagger!">>>>>> -----Urspr?ngliche
Nachricht----->> Von: meteorite-list-bounces at meteoritecentral.com>>
[mailto:meteorite-list-bounces at meteoritecentral.com] Im Auftrag von>>
Alexander Seidel>> Gesendet: Donnerstag, 27. Januar 2011 13:39>> An:
Michael Gilmer; meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com>> Betreff: Re:
[meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the>> World>>>>
"They humbly asked me to take care for their Allan Hills 84001, and>>
Semarkona! And I answered: I might take that into consideration some >>
time,>> if my spare time allows!">>>> :-) Alex>>>>>>>>>> --------
Original-Nachricht -------->> > Datum: Wed, 26 Jan 2011 21:12:36
-0500>> > Von: Michael Gilmer <meteoritemike at gmail.com>>> > An:
meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com>> > Betreff: [meteorite-list] The
Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the>> World>>>> > Greetings List
Members,>> >>> > Having just returned from hunting meteorites in
Antarctica (in my>> > shorts), I thought I would share some of the
things that make me - The>> > Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the
World.>> >>> >>> > I once came home empty-handed from
meteorite-hunting, just to see what>> > it felt like.>> >>> > Rare
Earth magnets are attracted to me.>> >>> > My silver tongue sets off
metal detectors.>> >>> > All of my finds are fully crusted and
oriented.>> >>> > Museum curators give me their keys.>> >>> > My visual
pairings are as accurate as an electron microprobe.>> >>> > Every
meteorite in my collection is a main mass.>> >>> > If a meteorite from
Venus is found, NonCom will name it after me.>> >>> > Property owners
knock on my door after a meteorite fall.>> >>> > All of my meteorites
have a pleasant aroma.>> >>> > Meteoriticists ask for my opinion.>> >>>
> If you find a meteorite while hunting with me, it will always be an>>
> achondrite.>> >>> > The Smithsonian has me on speed-dial.>> >>> > I
can identify minerals and phases at a glance.>> >>> > All of my
meteorwrongs turn out to be new types of meteorite.>> >>> > NASA's
Johnson Space Center allows me to handle all of their>> > meteorites
with bare hands.>> >>> > I have never lost a meteorite auction, and I
never pay too much.>> >>> > My touch removes caliche.>> >>> > The
meteorites I traded away are rusting, because they are sad and miss>> >
me.>> >>> > Every year, a meteorite falls on my birthday.>> >>> > All
of my export permits are approved instantly.>> >>> > I have memorized
every Meteoritical Bulletin.>> >>> > If I witness a fireball, I can
calculate exactly where the meteorite>> will>> > fall.>> >>> > My
glasses are cross-polarized.>> >>> > My touch will etch a polished
iron.>> >>> > I could have bought Meteor Crater, but I am waiting for a
new one.>> >>> > Harvey Nininger had a tattoo of me.>> >>> > My
chessboard is a slab of Esquel pallasite and the pieces are>> >
polished lunaites.>> >>> > All of my pets can find meteorites.>> >>> >
"No Trespassing" signs make an exception for me.>> >>> > More will be
forthcoming, but right now, I am thirsty....>> >>> >>> >
---------------------------------------------------------------------->>
> Mike Gilmer - Galactic Stone & Ironworks Meteorites>> >>> > Website -
http://www.galactic-stone.com>> > Facebook -
http://www.facebook.com/galacticstone>> > News Feed -
http://www.galactic-stone.com/rss/126516>> > Twitter -
http://twitter.com/galacticstone>> > Meteorite Top List -
http://meteorite.gotop100.com>> > EOM -
http://www.encyclopedia-of-meteorites.com/collection.aspx?id=1564>> >
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