[meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World

From: Alexander Seidel <gsac_at_meteoritecentral.com>
Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2011 16:05:15 +0100
Message-ID: <20110127150515.165570_at_gmx.net>

 
> "My blood group is W0".
> "I set up a macroscope for fat sections."


I?m oriented! My flow lines are tsunami waves, my lipping resembles Mick Jagger!"



 
> -----Urspr?ngliche Nachricht-----
> Von: meteorite-list-bounces at meteoritecentral.com
> [mailto:meteorite-list-bounces at meteoritecentral.com] Im Auftrag von
> Alexander Seidel
> Gesendet: Donnerstag, 27. Januar 2011 13:39
> An: Michael Gilmer; meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com
> Betreff: Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the
> World
>
> "They humbly asked me to take care for their Allan Hills 84001, and
> Semarkona! And I answered: I might take that into consideration some time,
> if my spare time allows!"
>
> :-) Alex
>
>
>
>
> -------- Original-Nachricht --------
> > Datum: Wed, 26 Jan 2011 21:12:36 -0500
> > Von: Michael Gilmer <meteoritemike at gmail.com>
> > An: meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com
> > Betreff: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the
> World
>
> > Greetings List Members,
> >
> > Having just returned from hunting meteorites in Antarctica (in my
> > shorts), I thought I would share some of the things that make me - The
> > Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World.
> >
> >
> > I once came home empty-handed from meteorite-hunting, just to see what
> > it felt like.
> >
> > Rare Earth magnets are attracted to me.
> >
> > My silver tongue sets off metal detectors.
> >
> > All of my finds are fully crusted and oriented.
> >
> > Museum curators give me their keys.
> >
> > My visual pairings are as accurate as an electron microprobe.
> >
> > Every meteorite in my collection is a main mass.
> >
> > If a meteorite from Venus is found, NonCom will name it after me.
> >
> > Property owners knock on my door after a meteorite fall.
> >
> > All of my meteorites have a pleasant aroma.
> >
> > Meteoriticists ask for my opinion.
> >
> > If you find a meteorite while hunting with me, it will always be an
> > achondrite.
> >
> > The Smithsonian has me on speed-dial.
> >
> > I can identify minerals and phases at a glance.
> >
> > All of my meteorwrongs turn out to be new types of meteorite.
> >
> > NASA's Johnson Space Center allows me to handle all of their
> > meteorites with bare hands.
> >
> > I have never lost a meteorite auction, and I never pay too much.
> >
> > My touch removes caliche.
> >
> > The meteorites I traded away are rusting, because they are sad and miss
> > me.
> >
> > Every year, a meteorite falls on my birthday.
> >
> > All of my export permits are approved instantly.
> >
> > I have memorized every Meteoritical Bulletin.
> >
> > If I witness a fireball, I can calculate exactly where the meteorite
> will
> > fall.
> >
> > My glasses are cross-polarized.
> >
> > My touch will etch a polished iron.
> >
> > I could have bought Meteor Crater, but I am waiting for a new one.
> >
> > Harvey Nininger had a tattoo of me.
> >
> > My chessboard is a slab of Esquel pallasite and the pieces are
> > polished lunaites.
> >
> > All of my pets can find meteorites.
> >
> > "No Trespassing" signs make an exception for me.
> >
> > More will be forthcoming, but right now, I am thirsty....
> >
> >
> > ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> > Mike Gilmer - Galactic Stone & Ironworks Meteorites
> >
> > Website - http://www.galactic-stone.com
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