[meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World
From: Martin Altmann <altmann_at_meteoritecentral.com>
Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2011 14:39:07 +0100 Message-ID: <003601cbbe27$9557c3b0$c0074b10$_at_de> "And yesterday, I stepped in to the door, and my children still remembered my name". "After NASA's press conference was over, that the meteorite I found in Queensland, has been proved to be from Venus, Bevan promised me, that I will get a new prison cell with an own toilet!" "I centupled the purchase budget of the Paris collection, when I arranged the fusion of the Nat.Hist.Mus. meteorite section with the Munich chamber pot museum." "I can pronounce Wietrzno-Bobrka for- and backwards." "Chicago-Steve asked me to be his valentine." "I eat CVs and sh.. UREs." "My blood group is W0". "I set up a macroscope for fat sections." -----Urspr?ngliche Nachricht----- Von: meteorite-list-bounces at meteoritecentral.com [mailto:meteorite-list-bounces at meteoritecentral.com] Im Auftrag von Alexander Seidel Gesendet: Donnerstag, 27. Januar 2011 13:39 An: Michael Gilmer; meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com Betreff: Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World "They humbly asked me to take care for their Allan Hills 84001, and Semarkona! And I answered: I might take that into consideration some time, if my spare time allows!" :-) Alex -------- Original-Nachricht -------- > Datum: Wed, 26 Jan 2011 21:12:36 -0500 > Von: Michael Gilmer <meteoritemike at gmail.com> > An: meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com > Betreff: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World > Greetings List Members, > > Having just returned from hunting meteorites in Antarctica (in my > shorts), I thought I would share some of the things that make me - The > Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World. > > > I once came home empty-handed from meteorite-hunting, just to see what > it felt like. > > Rare Earth magnets are attracted to me. > > My silver tongue sets off metal detectors. > > All of my finds are fully crusted and oriented. > > Museum curators give me their keys. > > My visual pairings are as accurate as an electron microprobe. > > Every meteorite in my collection is a main mass. > > If a meteorite from Venus is found, NonCom will name it after me. > > Property owners knock on my door after a meteorite fall. > > All of my meteorites have a pleasant aroma. > > Meteoriticists ask for my opinion. > > If you find a meteorite while hunting with me, it will always be an > achondrite. > > The Smithsonian has me on speed-dial. > > I can identify minerals and phases at a glance. > > All of my meteorwrongs turn out to be new types of meteorite. > > NASA's Johnson Space Center allows me to handle all of their > meteorites with bare hands. > > I have never lost a meteorite auction, and I never pay too much. > > My touch removes caliche. > > The meteorites I traded away are rusting, because they are sad and miss > me. > > Every year, a meteorite falls on my birthday. > > All of my export permits are approved instantly. > > I have memorized every Meteoritical Bulletin. > > If I witness a fireball, I can calculate exactly where the meteorite will > fall. > > My glasses are cross-polarized. > > My touch will etch a polished iron. > > I could have bought Meteor Crater, but I am waiting for a new one. > > Harvey Nininger had a tattoo of me. > > My chessboard is a slab of Esquel pallasite and the pieces are > polished lunaites. > > All of my pets can find meteorites. > > "No Trespassing" signs make an exception for me. > > More will be forthcoming, but right now, I am thirsty.... > > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- > Mike Gilmer - Galactic Stone & Ironworks Meteorites > > Website - http://www.galactic-stone.com > Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/galacticstone > News Feed - http://www.galactic-stone.com/rss/126516 > Twitter - http://twitter.com/galacticstone > Meteorite Top List - http://meteorite.gotop100.com > EOM - http://www.encyclopedia-of-meteorites.com/collection.aspx?id=1564 > ----------------------------------------------------------------------- > ______________________________________________ > Visit the Archives at > http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html > Meteorite-list mailing list > Meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com > http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list ______________________________________________ Visit the Archives at http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html Meteorite-list mailing list Meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list Received on Thu 27 Jan 2011 08:39:07 AM PST |
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