[meteorite-list] Beware of Steve Arnold Chicago Ebay scams part 3+

From: Darren Garrison <cynapse_at_meteoritecentral.com>
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 2009 12:31:15 -0500
Message-ID: <gamt85df0jcvpgts7ft797jrq50balj3nf_at_4ax.com>

In light of the earlier proposal that all criticisms be phrased in the form of
poetry, I quickly wrote this little ditty:

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
  Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
  And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware Steve Arnold, my son!
  The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
  The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
  Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
  And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
  Steve Arnold, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
  And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
  The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
  He went galumphing back.

"And, has thou slain Steve Arnold?
  Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
  He chortled in his joy.

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
  Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
  And the mome raths outgrabe.



Here is a dramatic reading, though they screw up a few lines:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm9o6DH_uzE
Received on Fri 21 Aug 2009 01:31:15 PM PDT