[meteorite-list] Mike Farmer= "some guy"?
From: Michael Farmer <meteoriteguy_at_meteoritecentral.com>
Date: Sat, 27 Jan 2007 20:43:30 -0800 (PST) Message-ID: <300088.92460.qm_at_web33115.mail.mud.yahoo.com> I am confused, are you saying that no-one in Italy makes more than $500,000 per year? What a craphole! Yes, the financial police are called teh IRS here, and they don't mess with people who make lots of money, they tend to go after people who make nothing. Mike Farmer --- M come Meteorite Meteorites <mcomemeteorite2004 at yahoo.it> wrote: > May lucky in USA, if here in Italy you take 500,000$ > for year you have immediatly the controls of > Financial > Police.... > > Matteo > > --- Darren Garrison <cynapse at charter.net> ha > scritto: > > > Or could she mean someone else? > > > > > > "And some guy who sells meteorites supposedly made > > $500,000 last year. They're > > this century's Pet Rocks." > > > > > http://www.myrtlebeachonline.com/mld/myrtlebeachonline/16540718.htm > > > > Rare rock hurled by God ... Make offer > > JAN A. IGOE > > EARTH TO JAN > > It was a typical Monday for those without trust > > funds. I was heading to work at > > the news mine down S.C. 31 - where the speed limit > > is 65 unless you're a dump > > truck, like the one that blew past me as if I'd > > grown roots. > > > > Clumps of dirt and rock spewed out the back as an > > unidentified flying object > > slammed into my windshield. I could just make out > > the signs plastered on the > > truck's rear end: "Not Responsible for Broken > > Windshields." It was right above > > "How's my Driving?" > > > > Since they asked, I called the trucking company to > > oblige. But the troll who > > answered didn't seem to be aware of the latter > sign. > > And he was less than > > delighted to hear from yet another disgruntled > > driver with a cracked windshield. > > The troll assured me that: > > > > 1. The company does not haul, nor have they ever > > knowingly hauled, any hard, > > sharp objects. Only certified soft, friendly, > > child-safe, nontoxic, organic yard > > waste made from marshmallows. > > > > 2. It's my fault for getting in the truck's way. > > > > 3. This was an act of God, who disliked my > > windshield. > > > > 4. Besides, insurance pays for this stuff, so quit > > pouting. > > > > But I like to pout, so I kept whining that: > > > > 1. The vast scope of yard waste generally > includes, > > but is not limited to, sharp > > rocks, small boulders, tree trunks and other > > malicious, windshield-piercing > > objects. > > > > 2. Since I do not pilot a helicopter, it's > extremely > > difficult to elude a > > road-hogging predator passing me at 85 miles per > > hour. > > > > 3. The God I pray to has a pretty full agenda what > > with war, famine, disease, > > hatred, natural disasters, my daughter's boyfriend > > and My Space. He/she would > > not waste time hurling rocks at cars recently > > sighted in the Presbyterians' > > parking lot. > > > > 4. Insurance may pay for this stuff, but I pay for > > the insurance. And they like > > to raise my rates. > > > > The third time I called the truck guy back (we > kept > > getting disconnected), he > > had several suggestions - including one I can > > repeat: "Sell it on eBay." > > > > Sell the car? No, he says, "the alleged flying > rock. > > Sell it on eBay." > > > > So I checked. Inanimate objects are big business > on > > eBay. A rare Nano Rex jaw > > can be yours for just $6,995. And some guy who > sells > > meteorites supposedly made > > $500,000 last year. They're this century's Pet > > Rocks. > > > > This is swell news for the N.J. family who had one > > come crashing through their > > bathroom ceiling. They may just clear enough to > fix > > their roof. That's a good > > thing, because the UFO it came from no doubt has a > > sign: "Not Responsible for > > Earthlings' Broken Roofs." > > > > And by the way, "How's my Flying?" > > > > ______________________________________________ > > Meteorite-list mailing list > > Meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com > > > http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list > > > > > M come Meteorite - Matteo Chinellato > Via Triestina 126/A - 30173 - TESSERA, VENEZIA, > ITALY > Email: mcomemeteorite2004 at yahoo.it > Sale Site: http://www.mcomemeteorite.it > Collection Site: http://www.mcomemeteorite.info > MSN Messanger: spacerocks at hotmail.com > EBAY.COM:http://members.ebay.com/aboutme/mcomemeteorite/ > > > > > > > ___________________________________ > Vinci i biglietti per FIFA World Cup in Germania! > yahoo.it/concorso_messenger > ______________________________________________ > Meteorite-list mailing list > Meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com > http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list > Received on Sat 27 Jan 2007 11:43:30 PM PST |
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