[meteorite-list] Meteorite Pet Rock Service - Humor
From: Mark Bostick <thebigcollector_at_meteoritecentral.com>
Date: Thu Apr 22 09:55:55 2004 Message-ID: <OE123f5rFcGCGcsqaRe0000a5d3_at_hotmail.com> This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ------=_NextPart_000_0012_01C1A976.48E3AC80 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Hello Everyone, Since it is getting close of Tucson I have decided to start releasing = the latest thing in meteorites. Promising to be more popular then lunar = or martian meteorites.. METEORITE PET ROCKS! Yes that's right you remember the pet rock craze of the 80's. People = would go on talk shows and claim that their pet rock talks to them. = Have you ever wanted to talk to a meteorite and get its orgin first = hand? Here your chance. I promise these meteorite pet rocks can do = everything a regular pet ock can plus more. See your Pet meteorite rock = hold a magnet WITHOUT HANDS! How does he do it? We will never know = unless we ask him. How much do they exspect to pay for something so close of the cutting = room's floor? $299.99? $199.99? $99.99? No for a limited time you can = have one for $79.99. Supplies are limited...but wait theirs more.... Each Meteorite Pet Rock will come with a lifetime of food supply and = eyes that seem to watch you no matter where you are in the room. Its = amazing? This product was test marketed in several major cities street corners = and here is a sample of our positive responces... "What's a meteorite?" "A Pet What?" "You want how much for that little rock?" "Hey, get out of the road" This last craze...simular to the hoola hoop...will be as popular as the = New Coke. Pick up that phone...operators are standing by. Please have = your credit card handy. Call 1-800-PET-METOR Note: For an extra change we can paint your Martian rocks green and glue = eyes to them. ------=_NextPart_000_0012_01C1A976.48E3AC80 Content-Type: text/html; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable <!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML><HEAD> <META http-equiv=3DContent-Type content=3D"text/html; = charset=3Diso-8859-1"> <META content=3D"MSHTML 6.00.2600.0" name=3DGENERATOR> <STYLE></STYLE> </HEAD> <BODY bgColor=3D#ffffff> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>Hello Everyone,</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>Since it is getting close of Tucson I = have decided=20 to start releasing the latest thing in meteorites. Promising to be = more=20 popular then lunar or martian meteorites..</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>METEORITE PET ROCKS!</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>Yes that's right you remember the pet = rock craze of=20 the 80's. People would go on talk shows and claim that their pet = rock=20 talks to them. Have you ever wanted to talk to a meteorite and get = its=20 orgin first hand? Here your chance. I promise these = meteorite pet=20 rocks can do everything a regular pet ock can plus more. See = your Pet=20 meteorite rock hold a magnet WITHOUT HANDS! How does he do = it? =20 We will never know unless we ask him.</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>How much do they exspect to pay for = something so=20 close of the cutting room's floor? $299.99? $199.99? $99.99? = No for=20 a limited time you can have one for $79.99. Supplies are = limited...but=20 wait theirs more....</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>Each Meteorite Pet Rock will come with = a lifetime=20 of food supply and eyes that seem to watch you no matter where you are = in the=20 room. Its amazing?</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>This product was test marketed in = several major=20 cities street corners and here is a sample of our positive=20 responces...</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>"What's a meteorite?"</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>"A Pet What?"</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>"You want how much for that little=20 rock?"</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>"Hey, get out of the road"</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>This last craze...simular to the hoola = hoop...will=20 be as popular as the New Coke. Pick up that phone...operators are = standing=20 by. <FONT size=3D1>Please have your credit card = handy.</FONT></FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D1></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>Call 1-800-PET-METOR</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>Note: For an extra change we can paint = your Martian=20 rocks green and glue eyes to them.</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV></BODY></HTML> ------=_NextPart_000_0012_01C1A976.48E3AC80-- Received on Wed 30 Jan 2002 11:10:03 AM PST |
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