[meteorite-list] Re: [Fwd: Rooster]

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From: Walter Sullivan <wsulliva_at_meteoritecentral.com>
Date: Thu Apr 22 09:50:23 2004
Message-ID: <3CAE0D26.8070404_at_ix.netcom.com>

Barbara Azan wrote:

>
>
> A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new rooster for his chicken
> coop.
> The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK oldtimer,
> it's time
> for you to retire."
> The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these
> chickens.
> Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens
> over in the corner?"
> The young rooster says, "Beat it! You are washed up, and I am taking over."
> The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you
> around the farmhouse.
> Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."
> The young rooster laughs, "You know you don't stand a chance old man, so
> just to be fair,
> I will give you a head start."
> The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young
> rooster takes off running
> after him. As they round the front porch of the farmhouse, the young
> rooster has closed the gap.
> He is already about five inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
> The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch
> when he sees the roosters
> running by. He grabs his shotgun and, BOOM!, he blows the young rooster
> to bits. The farmer
> sadly shakes his head and says, "Dangit. Third gay rooster I bought this
> month."
> Moral of this story: Don't mess with old folks. Age and treachery will
> always overcome youth and skill!
>
> --
> Barbara Azan
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