[meteorite-list] Meteoritic stardust anti-ageing cream

From: Count Deiro <countdeiro_at_meteoritecentral.com>
Date: Wed, 24 Apr 2013 09:24:07 -0700 (GMT-07:00)
Message-ID: <33300731.1366820647895.JavaMail.root_at_wamui-junio.atl.sa.earthlink.net>

Hi Adam,

Now I know why that beauty you recently enchained finally said yes. I'm trying desperately to stay on topic here, but I must reveal that my experiments involve dispensing copious amounts of Mum's extra brut to the distaff side whilst imbibing a tenth of a gram of any 1AB I can get a hold of....and a Viagra.

Cordially,

Guido

-----Original Message-----
>From: Adam Hupe <raremeteorites at yahoo.com>
>Sent: Apr 24, 2013 8:34 AM
>To: Adam <meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com>
>Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] Meteoritic stardust anti-ageing cream
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>Yes, I had a customer who was buying up every small vial of NWA 5000 lunar cutting dust I had for sale.? He asked if he could buy some off to the side and I said no problem.? He was pleased to hear that I had over a pound of it until I told him that the rest was dedicated to a project.? I suggested he buy NWA 482 lunar dust instead.
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>He bought a vial of NWA 482 and was not pleased. ? I asked what the problem was and he admitted that he was adding the dust to saki and drinking it after dinner.? He stated that the NWA 482 dust didn't work and that his wife was not happy.? He went on to explain that the NWA 5000 dust made him a young man in the bedroom and that if I did not provide him with more that he would leave me negative feedback on eBay. ?? I told him that I would provide him with a gram and that is all I could spare at the time.?? He then accused me of substituting NWA 482 dust instead of NWA 5000.? He then bought a rather large slice to grind up himself.
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>I am sure it was the saki giving him prowess but he believed it was the moon dust.? I finally blocked this guy from bidding not wanting to risk negative feedback.
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>Adam
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>----- Original Message -----
>From: Galactic Stone & Ironworks <meteoritemike at gmail.com>
>To: Mendy Ouzillou <ouzillou at yahoo.com>
>Cc: Adam Hupe <raremeteorites at yahoo.com>; Adam <meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com>
>Sent: Wednesday, April 24, 2013 7:56 AM
>Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] Meteoritic stardust anti-ageing cream
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>Well, this does explain my ravishing youthful looks, vibrant attitude,
>and stallion-like reproductive prowess.? After years of consuming
>meteorite dust, it's finally starting to pay off!
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>On 4/24/13, Mendy Ouzillou <ouzillou at yahoo.com> wrote:
>> Adam,
>>
>> During the campus-wide Berkeley Days event last weekend, Crystal, Jacob and
>> I went to visit Jason, Peter and Barbara Utas who put on an incredible
>> outreach/educational program. In a classroom of the earth sciences building,
>> they displayed some impressive specimens from their collection. They were so
>> swamped that I volunteered to help for about 1.5 hours answering various
>> questions from the very young to the very old, from the really ridiculous to
>> the really thoughtful.
>>
>> This woman came in with her two children and began quizzing me about
>> meteorites having special energy or properties (not the scientific kind
>> either). She then proceeded to tell me that her homeopathic doctor
>> "prescribed" meteoritic iron to give to one of her children for either
>> breathing or anxiety issues. I was suffering from both of those as she was
>> telling me her story and thankfully had 2 grams of Sikhote Alin between the
>> cheek and gums to address the issues. When I calmly explained to her that
>> meteorites are made up of the same things as earth rocks and in fact
>> contained trace amounts of other undesirable things that should not be given
>> to children, she grew slightly offended and told me that her homeopath (wait
>> for it ...), "well, he is a doctor" before waling out the door.
>>
>> After the visitor left, I told the story to Peter (who is a practicing
>> medical doctor) and Jason and they suggested it was probably just an
>> off-the-shelf iron supplement and we all sighed in relief that she was
>> probably only being scammed. I then promptly spit out the Sikhote.
>>
>> I was able to educate two people who came in about the synergy between
>> hunters, collectors and scientists and hopefully cleared away some of their
>> misconceptions regarding meteorite ownership.
>>
>> My favorite moment was when a 10 or 11 year old boy told me he saw the
>> Novato fire ball. I told him to go tell Jason because he would be really
>> jealous ;-) and ask Jason to show him an actual Novato meteorite. HOW COOL
>> IS THAT!!!!
>>
>>
>> All in all, huge kudos to Jason and his family for putting on an incredible
>> event that clearly requires significant effort. The effort is also physical
>> in that they bring in LARGE irons for everyone to enjoy.
>>
>>
>> Mendy Ouzillou
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>>
>>>________________________________
>>> From: Adam Hupe <raremeteorites at yahoo.com>
>>>To: Adam <meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com>
>>>Sent: Wednesday, April 24, 2013 7:07 AM
>>>Subject: [meteorite-list] Meteoritic stardust anti-ageing cream
>>>
>>>
>>>It looks somebody found a new use for Saharan meteorite dust.? A company in
>>> Spain is actually crushing meteorites and adding it to cream.
>>>
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>>>Link:
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>>>http://post.jagran.com/Now-antiageing-cream-that-contains-meteorite-stardust-to-keep-you-young-1356693245
>>>
>>>And to think, I used to wash out chondrite cutting dust under a tree in my
>>> front yard which has been growing like mad the last five years.? Maybe
>>> there is something to it.? I could add some to sun-block around here in
>>> the desert and make a fortune.? I could claim it blocks solar and other
>>> radiation from space and make a small fortune. This could be the ticket!
>>> The rust in the dust will make for a good fake tan while protecting your
>>> skin at the same time.
>>>
>>>
>>>Why did I not think of this sooner?? On the other hand, these cure-all
>>> gimmicks have been around centuries. It would be similar to selling
>>> gladiator sweat as a beauty product like the Romans did.
>>>
>>>Adam
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