[meteorite-list] Meteoritic stardust anti-ageing cream
From: Galactic Stone & Ironworks <meteoritemike_at_meteoritecentral.com>
Date: Wed, 24 Apr 2013 11:36:00 -0400 Message-ID: <CAKBPJW9mtkssiw5VnenuaF3N5n0YPSY9dY9pFgbEmaJHRF==HA_at_mail.gmail.com> I only consume planetary and carbonaceous dust. Iron and stone are for hobos. ;) Sutter's Mill and Murchison are good for regrowing hair, and maintaining good skin tone. Lunar dust encourages ESP and telekinetic powers. Martian dust is a powerful aphrodisiac. NWA stony dust causes constipation. Iron dust causes delusions of grandeur. This commonly manifests in the belief that terrestrial river rocks are meteorites. -- ------------------------------------------------------------- Web - http://www.galactic-stone.com Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/galacticstone Twitter - http://twitter.com/GalacticStone Pinterest - http://pinterest.com/galacticstone RSS - http://www.galactic-stone.com/rss/126516 ------------------------------------------------------------- On 4/24/13, Mendy Ouzillou <ouzillou at yahoo.com> wrote: > Ha, depends on whether you are consuming Nantan or Glorieta Mountain. > > M > > -----Original Message----- > From: Galactic Stone & Ironworks [mailto:meteoritemike at gmail.com] > Sent: Wednesday, April 24, 2013 7:56 AM > To: Mendy Ouzillou > Cc: Adam Hupe; Adam > Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] Meteoritic stardust anti-ageing cream > > Well, this does explain my ravishing youthful looks, vibrant attitude, and > stallion-like reproductive prowess. After years of consuming meteorite > dust, it's finally starting to pay off! > > > -- > ------------------------------------------------------------- > Web - http://www.galactic-stone.com > Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/galacticstone > Twitter - http://twitter.com/GalacticStone Pinterest - > http://pinterest.com/galacticstone > RSS - http://www.galactic-stone.com/rss/126516 > ------------------------------------------------------------- > > > On 4/24/13, Mendy Ouzillou <ouzillou at yahoo.com> wrote: >> Adam, >> >> During the campus-wide Berkeley Days event last weekend, Crystal, Jacob > and >> I went to visit Jason, Peter and Barbara Utas who put on an incredible >> outreach/educational program. In a classroom of the earth sciences > building, >> they displayed some impressive specimens from their collection. They were > so >> swamped that I volunteered to help for about 1.5 hours answering various >> questions from the very young to the very old, from the really ridiculous > to >> the really thoughtful. >> >> This woman came in with her two children and began quizzing me about >> meteorites having special energy or properties (not the scientific kind >> either). She then proceeded to tell me that her homeopathic doctor >> "prescribed" meteoritic iron to give to one of her children for either >> breathing or anxiety issues. I was suffering from both of those as she >> was >> telling me her story and thankfully had 2 grams of Sikhote Alin between > the >> cheek and gums to address the issues. When I calmly explained to her that >> meteorites are made up of the same things as earth rocks and in fact >> contained trace amounts of other undesirable things that should not be > given >> to children, she grew slightly offended and told me that her homeopath > (wait >> for it ...), "well, he is a doctor" before waling out the door. >> >> After the visitor left, I told the story to Peter (who is a practicing >> medical doctor) and Jason and they suggested it was probably just an >> off-the-shelf iron supplement and we all sighed in relief that she was >> probably only being scammed. I then promptly spit out the Sikhote. >> >> I was able to educate two people who came in about the synergy between >> hunters, collectors and scientists and hopefully cleared away some of > their >> misconceptions regarding meteorite ownership. >> >> My favorite moment was when a 10 or 11 year old boy told me he saw the >> Novato fire ball. I told him to go tell Jason because he would be really >> jealous ;-) and ask Jason to show him an actual Novato meteorite. HOW >> COOL >> IS THAT!!!! >> >> >> All in all, huge kudos to Jason and his family for putting on an > incredible >> event that clearly requires significant effort. The effort is also > physical >> in that they bring in LARGE irons for everyone to enjoy. >> >> >> Mendy Ouzillou >> >> >>>________________________________ >>> From: Adam Hupe <raremeteorites at yahoo.com> >>>To: Adam <meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com> >>>Sent: Wednesday, April 24, 2013 7:07 AM >>>Subject: [meteorite-list] Meteoritic stardust anti-ageing cream >>> >>> >>>It looks somebody found a new use for Saharan meteorite dust. A company > in >>> Spain is actually crushing meteorites and adding it to cream. >>> >>> >>>Link: >>> >>> >>>http://post.jagran.com/Now-antiageing-cream-that-contains-meteorite-stardu > st-to-keep-you-young-1356693245 >>> >>>And to think, I used to wash out chondrite cutting dust under a tree in >>> my >>> front yard which has been growing like mad the last five years. Maybe >>> there is something to it. I could add some to sun-block around here in >>> the desert and make a fortune. I could claim it blocks solar and other >>> radiation from space and make a small fortune. This could be the ticket! >>> The rust in the dust will make for a good fake tan while protecting your >>> skin at the same time. >>> >>> >>>Why did I not think of this sooner? On the other hand, these cure-all >>> gimmicks have been around centuries. It would be similar to selling >>> gladiator sweat as a beauty product like the Romans did. >>> >>>Adam >>>______________________________________________ >>> >>>Visit the Archives at http://www.meteorite-list-archives.com >>>Meteorite-list mailing list >>>Meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com >>>http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list >>> >>> >>> >> ______________________________________________ >> >> Visit the Archives at http://www.meteorite-list-archives.com >> Meteorite-list mailing list >> Meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com >> http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list >> > >Received on Wed 24 Apr 2013 11:36:00 AM PDT |
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