[meteorite-list] Meteoritic stardust anti-ageing cream

From: Galactic Stone & Ironworks <meteoritemike_at_meteoritecentral.com>
Date: Wed, 24 Apr 2013 11:36:00 -0400
Message-ID: <CAKBPJW9mtkssiw5VnenuaF3N5n0YPSY9dY9pFgbEmaJHRF==HA_at_mail.gmail.com>

I only consume planetary and carbonaceous dust. Iron and stone are
for hobos. ;)

Sutter's Mill and Murchison are good for regrowing hair, and
maintaining good skin tone.

Lunar dust encourages ESP and telekinetic powers.

Martian dust is a powerful aphrodisiac.

NWA stony dust causes constipation.

Iron dust causes delusions of grandeur. This commonly manifests in the
belief that terrestrial river rocks are meteorites.



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On 4/24/13, Mendy Ouzillou <ouzillou at yahoo.com> wrote:
> Ha, depends on whether you are consuming Nantan or Glorieta Mountain.
>
> M
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Galactic Stone & Ironworks [mailto:meteoritemike at gmail.com]
> Sent: Wednesday, April 24, 2013 7:56 AM
> To: Mendy Ouzillou
> Cc: Adam Hupe; Adam
> Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] Meteoritic stardust anti-ageing cream
>
> Well, this does explain my ravishing youthful looks, vibrant attitude, and
> stallion-like reproductive prowess.  After years of consuming meteorite
> dust, it's finally starting to pay off!
>
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> On 4/24/13, Mendy Ouzillou <ouzillou at yahoo.com> wrote:
>> Adam,
>>
>> During the campus-wide Berkeley Days event last weekend, Crystal, Jacob
> and
>> I went to visit Jason, Peter and Barbara Utas who put on an incredible
>> outreach/educational program. In a classroom of the earth sciences
> building,
>> they displayed some impressive specimens from their collection. They were
> so
>> swamped that I volunteered to help for about 1.5 hours answering various
>> questions from the very young to the very old, from the really ridiculous
> to
>> the really thoughtful.
>>
>> This woman came in with her two children and began quizzing me about
>> meteorites having special energy or properties (not the scientific kind
>> either). She then proceeded to tell me that her homeopathic doctor
>> "prescribed" meteoritic iron to give to one of her children for either
>> breathing or anxiety issues. I was suffering from both of those as she
>> was
>> telling me her story and thankfully had 2 grams of Sikhote Alin between
> the
>> cheek and gums to address the issues. When I calmly explained to her that
>> meteorites are made up of the same things as earth rocks and in fact
>> contained trace amounts of other undesirable things that should not be
> given
>> to children, she grew slightly offended and told me that her homeopath
> (wait
>> for it ...), "well, he is a doctor" before waling out the door.
>>
>> After the visitor left, I told the story to Peter (who is a practicing
>> medical doctor) and Jason and they suggested it was probably just an
>> off-the-shelf iron supplement and we all sighed in relief that she was
>> probably only being scammed. I then promptly spit out the Sikhote.
>>
>> I was able to educate two people who came in about the synergy between
>> hunters, collectors and scientists and hopefully cleared away some of
> their
>> misconceptions regarding meteorite ownership.
>>
>> My favorite moment was when a 10 or 11 year old boy told me he saw the
>> Novato fire ball. I told him to go tell Jason because he would be really
>> jealous ;-) and ask Jason to show him an actual Novato meteorite. HOW
>> COOL
>> IS THAT!!!!
>>
>>
>> All in all, huge kudos to Jason and his family for putting on an
> incredible
>> event that clearly requires significant effort. The effort is also
> physical
>> in that they bring in LARGE irons for everyone to enjoy.
>>
>>
>> Mendy Ouzillou
>>
>>
>>>________________________________
>>> From: Adam Hupe <raremeteorites at yahoo.com>
>>>To: Adam <meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com>
>>>Sent: Wednesday, April 24, 2013 7:07 AM
>>>Subject: [meteorite-list] Meteoritic stardust anti-ageing cream
>>>
>>>
>>>It looks somebody found a new use for Saharan meteorite dust.  A company
> in
>>> Spain is actually crushing meteorites and adding it to cream.
>>>
>>>
>>>Link:
>>>
>>>
>>>http://post.jagran.com/Now-antiageing-cream-that-contains-meteorite-stardu
> st-to-keep-you-young-1356693245
>>>
>>>And to think, I used to wash out chondrite cutting dust under a tree in
>>> my
>>> front yard which has been growing like mad the last five years.  Maybe
>>> there is something to it.  I could add some to sun-block around here in
>>> the desert and make a fortune.  I could claim it blocks solar and other
>>> radiation from space and make a small fortune. This could be the ticket!
>>> The rust in the dust will make for a good fake tan while protecting your
>>> skin at the same time.
>>>
>>>
>>>Why did I not think of this sooner?  On the other hand, these cure-all
>>> gimmicks have been around centuries. It would be similar to selling
>>> gladiator sweat as a beauty product like the Romans did.
>>>
>>>Adam
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