[meteorite-list] DAWN drives up to Vesta

From: Matthias Bärmann <majbaermann_at_meteoritecentral.com>
Date: Sun, 17 Jul 2011 23:50:28 +0200
Message-ID: <AD45433FDCBC46B49182C9AD3E78F745_at_thinkcentre>

Ah, Doug, unmasked! Found guilty to be hand in glove with these highly
suspicious Oompa-Loompas! Tried to hide them as Bavarians! Not at all. They
live around N?rdlingen, yes, that's about 40 km from my home. But they talk
..... Suebian of course. The real extraterrestrial dialect. Even the
Suebians don't understand it really. So the camouflage is perfect. A
minority of them lives close to the Moldova river, their ancestors travelled
there riding the well known Moldavites. All these little guys adore the Ries
crater structure as a gigantic chocolate grinder. The seemingly feel quite
well there.

That's what I'm allowed to say about this subject. Mysterium cacaorum
tremendum.

Best,
Matthias


 be hand in glove with sb.
----- Original Message -----
From: "MexicoDoug" <mexicodoug at aim.com>
To: <nakhladog at comcast.net>; <Meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com>
Sent: Sunday, July 17, 2011 11:28 PM
Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] DAWN drives up to Vesta


> Hey Rob
>
> No way I'm wrong about the Oompa-Loompas living secretly at Ries Crater!
> They absolutely do according to the original movie :"Charlie and the
> Chocolate Factory".
>
> My apologies for stealing ideas from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and
> forgetting how to spell Oompa-Loompa! Oopsa Loopsa ...
>
> I should have tread more carefully over your favorite !
>
> To prove the point, let me generally pick up your citation where you
> stopped, of the sacred text:
>
> "I myself use billions of cacao beans every week in this factory. So I
> talked to the leader of the tribe in Oompa-Loompish and told him how his
> people could have all the cacao beans they wanted if they would only come
> with me and live in my factory. Well the leader was so happy he leaped up
> in the air and threw his bowl of mashed green caterpillars right out his
> bong-bong tree window. So, here they are!"
>
> Rob, the next question is - where is "here"? It certainly sounds like
> England or Wales, but ... when Charlie finally gets to look over the
> factory in the great glass Wonkavator elevator that goes up, down sideways
> and anywhere else you want, the movie shows him leaving the factory
> hovering over the beautful village.
>
> What village?
>
> N?rdlingen, the very same location of Ries Crater, of course!
>
> Not only that, the Oompa-Loompas are diogenite crazed - they have green
> hair and were grown on a diet of green caterpillars in their original
> homeland where they developed the slingshot technology for green sample
> return missions and the great glass elevator itself, both of which were
> originally defenses against the snozzwangers you mentioned!
>
> This defense rests ;-)
>
> Best wishes
> Doug
>
> PS the reason I didn't mark this OT, is because next time you get to visit
> Ries Crater you can see how the beauty of the town of N?rdlingen (Bavaria,
> Germany) had it selected as the town of the chocolate factory and thus
> launch pad for the next adventure when the elevator was used as a space
> ship and docked on the space station (the book was written long before the
> ISS) where some terrible astronaut-eating aliens were that would eat
> everyone on Earth, except they can't come down to the planet without
> spontaneously turning into meteorites (or that's how I remember it - maybe
> it was just "shooting stars") ...
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Rob Wesel <nakhladog at comcast.net>
> To: Meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com; MexicoDoug <mexicodoug at aim.com>
> Sent: Sun, Jul 17, 2011 3:50 pm
> Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] DAWN drives up to Vesta
>
>
> Dude
> It's Oompa-Loompa and they live in Loompaland, not Vesta
> ?Then you?ll know all about it,? said Mr Wonka. ?And oh, what a terrible
> country it is! Nothing but thick jungles infested by the most dangerous
> beasts in the world ? hornswogglers and snozzwangers and those terrible
> wicked whangdoodles. A whangdoodle would eat ten Oompa-Loompas for
> breakfast and come galloping back for a second helping. When I went out
> there, I found the little Oompa-Loompas living in tree houses. They had to
> live in tree houses to escape from the whangdoodles and the hornswogglers
> and the snozzwangers. And they were living on green caterpillars, and the
> caterpillars tasted revolting, and the Oompa-Loompas spent every moment of
> their days climbing through the treetops looking for other things to mash
> up with the caterpillars to make them taste better ? red beetles, for
> instance, and eucalyptus leaves, and the bark of the bong-bong tree, all
> of them beastly, but not quite so beastly as the caterpillars. Poor little
> Oompa-Loompas! The one food that they longed for more than any other was
> the cacao bean. But they couldn?t get it. An Oompa-Loompa was lucky if he
> found three or four cacao beans a year. But oh, how they craved them. They
> used to dream about cacao beans all night and talk about them all day. You
> had only to mention the word ?cacao? to an Oompa-Loompa and he would start
> dribbling at the mouth. .'
> http://static-l3.blogcritics.org/10/12/22/150635/oopma.jpg
> Rob Wesel ------------------
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> We are the music makers... and we are the dreamers of the dreams. Willy
> Wonka, 1971
>
> --------------------------------------------------
> From: "MexicoDoug" <mexicodoug at aim.com> Sent: Sunday, July 17, 2011 10:36
> AM To: <majbaermann at web.de>; <Meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com>
> Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] DAWN drives up to Vesta
>> Hi Matthias! Do you think your Tatahouine was mined on Vesta by the Oumpa
>> Lumpas! Unfortunately all the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't
>> put Tatahouine together again, so we'll never know with 100.000...000% >
> certainty if 99% of them all ever had any fusion crust.... :-( :-)
>>
>> Won't you be surprised when you find that Vesta actually was mined by
> sly > Oumpas living under Ries Crater that have a giant slingshot, perfect
> sense > of masses, orbits and atmospheres of everything and have been
> mining Vesta > to songs that have been heard for thousands of years ... by
> hurling > projectiles on precisely calculated billiard-like trajectories
> at that > return samples to Earth. Of course, each time a space-faring
> gaggle of > geese pass by the returning stones, Vesta stones being so
> attractive to > their eyes, they pick them right out of the path and bring
> them to earth > during June and November migrations, and set them down
> somewhere in Africa > where they pick at them like chicken feed and love
> the icing, until they > shatter into zillions of pieces. - And you
> thought you had Tatahouine > figured out now that you have that beautiful
> new stone ;-) But maybe you > are on to something about why it is so
> difficult to know Vesta's "perfect" > mass!
>>
>> Happy Day! Doug
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