[meteorite-list] OT: Some humor for your holidays
From: Greg Hupe <gmhupe_at_meteoritecentral.com>
Date: Thu, 23 Dec 2010 21:28:52 -0500 Message-ID: <816069321DB943899A41530B8E577CCB_at_greg323a964987> I like that one, Rob. Santa does get lucky, he doesn't have to go through the TSA line and get one of the two choices; The Santa pat-down or scan-through... And as Rob and others have cheered, "Happy Christmas/Festivus/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Winter Solstice to All!"... and all other Merry/Happy greetings around the world and beyond!! Best regards, Greg ==================== Greg Hupe The Hupe Collection NaturesVault (eBay) gmhupe at htn.net www.LunarRock.com IMCA 3163 ==================== Click here for my current eBay auctions: http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQsassZnaturesvault ----- Original Message ----- From: "Rob Matson" <mojave_meteorites at cox.net> To: <meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com> Sent: Thursday, December 23, 2010 8:37 PM Subject: [meteorite-list] OT: Some humor for your holidays > Hi All, > > At the slight risking of offending any Scrooges w/o a sense of humor, > I forward the following Christmas observation. > > Happy Christmas/Festivus/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Winter Solstice to All! > > May Santa put a nice lump of coal (a CI/CO/CK/CM/etc. qualifies!) > in your stocking... > > --Rob > > - - - - - - > > The Illegal Immigrant Amongst Us > -------------------------------- > > Every December 24, the illegal immigrant known as Santa Claus crosses > the border without a passport, carrying concealed packages, which he > presumably sneaks into the U.S. in order to avoid tariffs and inspection > by Customs. What's really in that huge sack? Homeland Security has never > asked and habitually turns a blind eye to this invasion! > > Look at how this international fugitive gets around: Santa Claus flies > in a custom-built sleigh that hasn't been inspected by the FCC nor > cleared by Air Traffic Control. He flies beneath radar and never files a > flight plan. He has no pilot's license, and he flies in the dark of > night with just one tiny bioluminescent red light to guide him - a clear > violation of safety regulations! > > Imagine those pulling Santa's heavy sleigh: Eight tiny reindeer, a > protected species being put to hard labor. None of these reindeer have > their required inoculations, and Santa's never gotten these > genetically-engineered animals registered and licensed. He keeps them > penned outside his workplace in below-freezing temperatures, in a clear > violation of animal protection laws. Where is the ASPCA while all this > is going on? > > And the conniving, crooked Claus harms more than just animals; he's > hurting hard-working people, too. "Santa's Workshop" is a clever > cover-up for a sweatshop, where non-union employees make less than > minimum wage and apparently get no overtime holiday pay. Add the fact > that no one has ever been allowed to inspect the place, and it's obvious > that you have a Third-World elf-exploitation operation. > > In addition, he maintains a data base of personally-identifying > information about our children! Names, addresses, ages, photos, > behavioral tendencies. Incredibly, parents appear to be complicit in > perpetuating this cultural phenomenon; Child Protection Services has yet > to be informed of these offenses. > > The bottom line is that Santa has been allowed to maintain a monopoly > over a massive toy distribution industry; he's cornered the Christmas > Eve gift market. Santa dares to give away his products for free in a > sinister attempt to crush all competition - just like Microsoft's > Internet Explorer. There has been no Antitrust Lawsuit, yet it's clear > that Santa Claus is the "Bill Gates of Christmas." > > However, it might be tough sledding for Jolly St. Nick this Christmas, > if someone points out this oversight to our legislators. After all, > Santa Claus is honest, reliable, and gives us something to look forward > to every December 25th. Considering the gifts bequeathed to us on April > 15th, it's a Christmas Miracle that Santa's still in business. > > > ______________________________________________ > Visit the Archives at > http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html > Meteorite-list mailing list > Meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com > http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list Received on Thu 23 Dec 2010 09:28:52 PM PST |
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