[meteorite-list] Holiday Greeting (politically correct)

From: bill kies <parkforestmet_at_meteoritecentral.com>
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 2009 16:38:54 -0600
Message-ID: <SNT102-W62929592DA49CA5F264B2A2800_at_phx.gbl>

Oops. Forgot to change the year although that's unimportant since no year is better than any other.
 


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> From: parkforestmet at hotmail.com
> To: cynapse at charter.net
> Date: Wed, 23 Dec 2009 16:29:53 -0600
> CC: meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com
> Subject: [meteorite-list] Holiday Greeting (politically correct)
>
>
> Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an
> environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender
> neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable
> traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
> choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others,
> or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all and a fiscally
> successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset
> of the generally accepted calendar year 2000, but not without due respect for the
> calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make
> America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country
> or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the
> race, creed, color, age, physical disability, religious faith, choice of computer platform,
> or sexual preference of the wishee.
>
> Legal Disclaimer: By accepting this agreement, you are accepting these terms.
>
> This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no
> alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually
> implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by
> law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
>
> This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good
> tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,
> whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance
> of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
>
> Sincerely,
>
> (Name withheld for legal, social and cultural considerations.)
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Received on Wed 23 Dec 2009 05:38:54 PM PST