[meteorite-list] A dealer with a heart.

From: Darren Garrison <cynapse_at_meteoritecentral.com>
Date: Sat, 25 Oct 2008 20:26:28 -0400
Message-ID: <avd7g4dooq950dkguhj54tpqdhuoidi4pi_at_4ax.com>

Some would say that the kinder dealer is the one who-- like a bartender-- cuts
you off after you've had too much: "sorry, buddy, you've had enough meteorites
for now."

Other dealers cut you off, seeing that you can't afford it. "Black Anne", on
the other hand, devised a scheme by which you could squeeze out a few more
dollars to send to her-- "Coupons!" she exclaimed, cackling and rubbing her
hands together while kicking a puppy.

(The above post is entirely fictional, any resembelance to the motives of any
meteorite dealers is purely coincidental. No meteorite dealers or puppies were
harmed in the production of this message).
Received on Sat 25 Oct 2008 08:26:28 PM PDT