[meteorite-list] Meteorite offered (NOT an ad)

From: Pat Brown <radio_ranch_at_meteoritecentral.com>
Date: Tue, 20 May 2008 16:27:16 -0700 (PDT)
Message-ID: <905975.68088.qm_at_web51305.mail.re2.yahoo.com>

Hi Darren and the List,

I would suggest that he should be cautioned to wear a 3 layer thick foil helmet with a zirconium tube no more than 7mm diameter at the highest point of his head to allow his own thought process and not be overly influenced by the energy aura around the meteorite. You could further explain that it is especially important for any dogs in the household to wear a similar helmet without the zirconium tube as dog's cognitive abilities are affected 7 times worse than people. Also don't get that sucker near any undeveloped film, or too close to ones private bits if you want to have any more human children.

I like the suggestion of selling it at a Star-Trek convention (but only if all visitors wear the foil helmet described above)

Pat
--- On Tue, 5/20/08, Darren Garrison <cynapse at charter.net> wrote:

> From: Darren Garrison <cynapse at charter.net>
> Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] Meteorite offered (NOT an ad)
> To: Meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com
> Date: Tuesday, May 20, 2008, 3:59 PM
> You could be...
>
> ...sorry to inform him that these kinds of meteorites hold
> a small but troubling
> chance of being a deadly source of radiation [note-- say
> radiation, NOT
> radioactivity]. To be safe, he should immediately wrap it
> in several layers of
> aluminum foil and store it in a metal bucket filled with
> sand [provide a link to
> a local hardware store selling "sandbox" type
> sand]. Then, tell him that if he
> has experienced unexplained aches or flu-like symptoms
> since finding the
> meteorite [he probably has] he may already been
> contaminated with radiation.
> Tell him that, to neutralize the radiation, he must bathe
> with a dilute mixture
> of warm soapy water, tomato juice, and rock salt. Inform
> that if he still feels
> symptoms afterwards, he should call poison control at
> 1-800-222-1222 for further
> instructions, and contact the local police to remove the
> meteorite.
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Received on Tue 20 May 2008 07:27:16 PM PDT


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