[meteorite-list] Re Peru Crater

From: Pete Shugar <pshugar_at_meteoritecentral.com>
Date: Mon, 3 Mar 2008 20:15:09 -0600
Message-ID: <001701c87d9d$9364bf90$b4835d4b_at_laptop>

First, let me say that I sincerely hope that my Carancas doesn't get smashed
by the incoming whatchamacallet, as I would hate to lose it as I waited a
long time till I could afford it.
As a side note--Killing two subjects with one Email---
I let my students look at the NWA482 in the gem jar, when he opened the jar,
NWA 482 took a hyperbole out of the jar and vanashed into the Bermuda
triangle located in the carpet somewhere near the third row desk.
I guess we can say we've walked on the moon.
Pete

> http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i31269
>
> Lima Beana, Peru (IPP) - Scientists report that the
> Peru meteorite which is inside the crater it created
> when it hit the Earth has been hit by another
> meteorite.
>
> Astronomer Dr. Povenmire Finootch says he is not
> surprised by this event. He told reporters that there
> is a phenomenon known as "training" wherein objects
> like meteors follow the exact path taken by previous
> meteors. Training occurs because the objects
> travelling along the same path share the exact point
> of origin.
>
> No one was hurt when the new meteorite hit. A nearby
> taco vending stand sustained minor damage. The old
> meteorite was pushed further into its crater by the
> new meteorite.
>
> Dr. Povenmire Finootch who prefers to be called Mr.
> Finootch says that scientists have discovered a new
> class of Sun orbiting objects called meteorwrongs
> which travel from Earth to space instead of falling
> from space onto the Earth or other planets and
> planetoids.
Received on Mon 03 Mar 2008 09:15:09 PM PST