AW: AW: Re-3: [meteorite-list] Moss Meteorite From A Comet?

From: Martin Altmann <altmann_at_meteoritecentral.com>
Date: Tue Aug 22 10:28:38 2006
Message-ID: <005601c6c547$92aa44e0$4f41fea9_at_name86d88d87e2>

A fascinating idea!

Brilliant theory, Matthias!

 

The Celts were beer brewers, ?Corma, they called it and drafted it already
from wooden barrels, as the Bavarians do.

Remember until the beginning of 20th century the beer was dark. Why? If we
imagine, that cometary matter contains much carbon, and the Chiemgau-Celts
felt the urge to eat up the divine matter falling from sky; btw not an
uncommon behaviour remember the people of Novo-Urei or Thuathe and they
stirred the crumbly matter into the beer,

then it became dark.

 

 (The light-coloured beer came into vogue not before a Bavarian master
brewer emigrated to Pilsen and invented the light beer Pilsener style,

which rapidly had its triumphal procession around the globe (another
perversion was, when the Americans invented a water with the colour of beer,
which is called ?Bud? after the town Budweis near Pilsen).

 

Now Matthias, take this very special and astonishing ritual, the
enthnographists observe here in Bavaria: The so called ?Masskrugaufsetzen? -
?to put on the beerstein (like a hat)? often found, when the tribes meet to
drink beer together at e.g. the Oktoberfest in Munich.

The ritual requires that the members of the tribes render homage to the
fetish beer in incorporating the largest possible quantity, usually 1.5
gallons, until they fall in trance.

In this state they start to smash the enormous beersteins over eachothers
skulls.

 

Matthias! It is evident!

On the one hand you have the worship of the achievement of The BEER in
combination with the pain of your head caused by a downwards from the sky
directed motion.

 

What else can this be as an unconscious reflex of the collective memory on
the past event of 465 b.C. when the ancestors suffered this horrible
cometary hail, which finally helped them to the cultural advance to get the
beer dark!!!

 

Sooo meteoritefolks. Whenever you?re shaping your body with the consumption
of beer, remember, it?s due to a cometary impact.

Buckleboo!

Martin

 

PS: I guess soon it will be time to order the room for the
Munich-Show-Evening. Anyone to come there?

 

 

 

  _____

Von: majbaermann_at_web.de [mailto:majbaermann@web.de]
Gesendet: Montag, 21. August 2006 18:38
An: Martin Altmann; meteorite-list_at_meteoritecentral.com
Betreff: AW: AW: Re-3: [meteorite-list] Moss Meteorite From A Comet?

 

Hello Martin & List,

 

so that seems to be the reason for the unreachable front-position of
Bavaria, compared with all the other, less developed German regions: the
Gold of the Black Bav ..., ahm, sorry: the Black Gold of the Bavarian Celts!
Actually I always took that as a term for the strong dark Bavarian Beer ...

 

Well, the terminus technicus for those round crater-like forms of glacial
origin is, I guess, "Toteisl?cher" in German (and probably something like
"Dead-Ice-Holes" in English? - which has completely nothing to do with the
Dirt-Ice-Comets ;-)

 

Best,

 

Matthias

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