[meteorite-list] ya think your so smart, what's this?

From: Martin Altmann <Altmann_at_meteoritecentral.com>
Date: Tue Jan 25 13:50:33 2005
Message-ID: <008301c5030f$3aa4d180$47319a54_at_9y6y40j>

Hmmm David,

I see hope for Wyoming,
as I heard the World Wildlife Found plans to install a track of new overhead
contact lines for the remaining giraffes travelling safely from Pole to
Pole.

So, I guess, provided that the Wyoming Jackalope's antennas have the same
track gauge as the giraffian antennas have,
the new overhead contact lines would tear them automatically to the North
Pole.

All you have to do, is to make an petition for a referendum, that the new
electric giraffe track will be planned to pass Wyoming.

Hope this helps
Martin

----- Original Message -----
From: "David Freeman" <dfreeman_at_fascination.com>
To: "Martin Altmann" <Altmann_at_Meteorite-Martin.de>
Cc: <Meteorite-list_at_meteoritecentral.com>; "David Hardy"
<mdavidhardy_at_yahoo.com>
Sent: Tuesday, January 25, 2005 7:36 PM
Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] ya think your so smart, what's this?


> Dear List contributors:
>
> Wyoming press release:
> Wyoming's state scientists are now taking a serious second look at
> Wyoming's Jackalope as new developments in giraffe studies have proven
> antennae with scientific value. Wyoming's famed jackalope has antlers
> that are quite similar in that the magnetic fields emitted from them
> attract the rumored to exist "sagebrush dust clouds", which are a green
> thought to be gaseous cloud that repels meteorites from falling in
> Wyoming. With only 13 classified Wyoming meteorites, this paranormal
> phenomena has and continues to rob Wyoming of it's share of meteorites...
> More to be continued.
> DF Merryputz reporting
>
>
Received on Tue 25 Jan 2005 01:53:58 PM PST