[meteorite-list] OT.. Men are from Earth..... 25 Truths of Life

From: Rosemary Hackney <ltcrose_at_meteoritecentral.com>
Date: Thu Apr 22 10:25:41 2004
Message-ID: <3EC83EE1.000003.04903_at_default>

25 Truths of Life=0D
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1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.=0D
2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.=0D
3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in=
 a
garage makes you a car.=0D
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.=0D
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried
before.=0D
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.=0D
7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.=0D
8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.=0D
9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.=0D
10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.=0D
11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.=0D
12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.=
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13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.=0D
14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it!=0D
15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.=0D
16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.=0D
17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist
change places.=0D
18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.=0D
19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks
before you need it.=0D
20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.=0D
21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistak=
e
when you make it again.=0D
22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.=0D
23. Thou shall not weigh more than thy refrigerator.=0D
24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real wor=
ld.=0D
25. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.=0D
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Meteorites are groovy. ......and awesome... and ..an expensive hobby ..lo=
l =20
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Hope you got a laugh.=0D
   Rosie
Received on Sun 18 May 2003 10:18:09 PM PDT