[meteorite-list] Top ten fictitious meteorite names

From: Tom aka James Knudson <knudson911_at_meteoritecentral.com>
Date: Thu Apr 22 10:17:45 2004
Message-ID: <00b401c3c0de$e3016ce0$29c143d8_at_malcolm>

Hello List,
  Here are my entries for the Top ten fictitious meteorite names contest!

1. The IRS (IAB) (TKW 60 tons) A massive "Hammer stone" hits the IRS
building, completely destroying the computer system wiping out all IRS
collection records! No injuries reported...
2. The Inn Suites Tucson meteorite (Lunaite) (TKW 50 tons) A Large shower
of Lunar meteorites rain down over the Inn suites during a Gem & Mineral
show, mass chaos erupts!!!!
3. The Neverland Ranch (IIIAB) (TKW 40Tons) A large "hammer stone" destroys
the Neverland Ranch killing Michael Jackson and putting an end to the
molestation investigation!
4. Miami-Dade County (H6) (TKW 200 tons). During a visit by Al Gore doing
one last recount, an ordinary chondrite wipes out Miami-Dade county! The
only thing left is a half a million punch cards with hanging chads!
5. Eminem (lllAB) (TKW 400g's) A 400 gram iron meteorite falls and hits
rapper Eminem on the head killing him instantly and putting an end to white
rap!!!
6. Nakhla 2 (SNC) (TKW 3.5 k) A second Martian meteorite falls in Nakhla and
kills dog for sure!
7. New York (L6) (TKW 1.4k) A Hammer stone crashes through the roof of the
Clinton's mansion striking president Clinton's groin area and killing Monica
Lewinsky with severe head injuries..........???????
8.Chinellato (SNC) (TKW???) A meteorite was suspected of falling in Italy,
but apparently it never arrived.
9. Pope Mobile (L4) (TKW 40k) The Popes vehicle was struck by a large
meteorite while parked in the Vatican's garage. Apparently the glass dome
was no match for this hammer. The Pope is forced to tour in a 1970
Volkswagen beetle!
10. Bat Cave ( pallasite) (TKW 20k) Bat man was struck by a large meteorite
while polishing the Bat Mobile and has a slight concussion! The "boy Wonder"
was left wondering what happened......
Thanks, Tom
Peregrineflier <><
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Received on Fri 12 Dec 2003 01:36:39 PM PST