[meteorite-list] The REST of my top 10

From: tracy latimer <daistiho_at_meteoritecentral.com>
Date: Thu Apr 22 10:17:44 2004
Message-ID: <Sea2-F37wdGBVggrBIG0000aff6_at_hotmail.com>

It was pointed out to me that, having produced one fictitious meteorite, I
need to come up with another 9 (thanks, John!) So to fulfill my contractual
obligations, here are the other 9:

1. Nexxium -- this one crashed into a nursing home.
2. Viagra 1 and 2 -- the first one pulverized a doctor's Beemer. A
subsequent chip was found in one of his patients' prescription bottles.
3. Nookynooky -- from elsewhere in the Pacific, this was found on an
obscure atoll, reputed to be the site of tribal fertility rites.
4. Billemhigh -- found by an Australian lawyer
5. Daslamma -- fell into a prison exercise yard, where it caused a riot
6. Lollapalooza -- Multiple fireballs and a shower of stones (rolling?)
over a rock concert. No one noticed.
7. Glue Gun -- found as part of a 'found art' exhibit at a college art show
8. Frog Leg Frump Park -- campers found this one in their firepit, with a
nice 'fusion crust' caused by melting marshmallows.
and 9. Blingbling -- a daytime shower of brick-like objects rained down on
a gang confrontation. The gang members responded by picking up the
meteorites and beating one another with them.

Enjoy!
Tracy Latimer

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