[meteorite-list] US going back to the moon????
From: Randy Mils <acculabs_at_meteoritecentral.com>
Date: Thu Apr 22 10:17:43 2004 Message-ID: <BAY2-F77jniz0bWOmQ90001b336_at_hotmail.com> <html><div style='background-color:'><DIV class=RTE> <P><STRONG>Top 11 reasons BUSH wants to go to the moon:</STRONG></P></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV>11. Even his imagination is 40 years behind. <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV>10. His ranch has even more barren landscapes than those used to film the "moon landings" at LBJ's. <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV>9. Just finished reading "Goodnight, Moon." <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV>8. Halliburton lobbying to "rebuild" it. <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV>7. Running out of places not to find Saddam Hussein, bin Laden, the Anthrax killer, the White House traitor, the Prescription Drug Plan briber... <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV>6. No need to set up free speech zones when he arrives. <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV>5. Couldn't think of a less useful scientific endeavor. <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV>4. Need to find more places to export American jobs. <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV>3. Scientists whom Bush cites to refute global warming also believe the moon is made of crude oil and beer. <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV>2. It's the perfect test for his hydrogen-powered car. <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV>1. It's faster, cheaper and easier than getting out of Iraq. <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV></div><br clear=all><hr> <a href="http://g.msn.com/8HMAENUS/2740??PS=">Our best dial-up offer is back. Get MSN Dial-up Internet Service for 6 months _at_ $9.95/month now! </a> </html> Received on Tue 09 Dec 2003 04:56:50 PM PST |
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