[meteorite-list] Something for Everybody

From: Sterling K. Webb <kelly_at_meteoritecentral.com>
Date: Thu Apr 22 10:17:42 2004
Message-ID: <3FD54E59.AA397D7A_at_bhil.com>

List:
The problem with giving good advice
to those that need it most, is that
if they had the wit to recognize it
as good advice, they wouldn't have
needed that particular advice in the
first place, and if they don't get
it, they won't get it, et cetera...


Matteo:
We've noticed that you do not love jokes
which is likely why they love you so much


Proud Tom:
As part owner of an ISP, I can assure you
that should the need arise, I can always
find you a quiet little refuge on a hard
drive somewhere, safe and sheltered from
the ill winds that may blow from any foul
and pestilential Venetian marshes. Yup, I
can see Matteo and his slick Eytalian law-
yers a-coming to the county courthouse in
my rural semi-southern and only one-party
county. C'mon down, Matteo, boy! I gotta
lotta kin down to the courthouse; they'll
treat you right, son, I guuuaranteeee it!


List:
We are so lucky. We couldn't have invented Matteo
if we tried. He's more fun than a barrel full of
monkeys. Yes, meteorites AND quality entertainment!


Sterling
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M come Meteorite Meteorites wrote:

> Hello
>
> I not love jokes.
> Regards
>
> Matteo
Received on Mon 08 Dec 2003 11:23:53 PM PST