[meteorite-list] Bensour Contest, the winners.....

From: Mark Bostick <thebigcollector_at_meteoritecentral.com>
Date: Thu Apr 22 10:04:53 2004
Message-ID: <OE118zx6ClF6OuyyFfX000044e2_at_hotmail.com>

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Hello everybody,

Once again I let my girlfriend pick out the winners. This is the =
fairest way I think as she does not know any of you. So without further =
delay....

The first prize winner is Mark Fox. Who had a very Suess'ish =
writing...it tells a story. Marco Langbroek and Steven Drummond are =
the runners up. If you three would please send me your address I will =
get the Besours right out to you. =20

Thanks again to everyone that entered,=20
Mark Bostick "The Big Collector"






The Visitor

One dark and dreary night,
I was in my study eyeing gads of meteorites to my delight
When all of a sudden I heard a thud --- or was it a knock?
Whatever it was, I must say it gave me quite a shock!

Through the front door's rusty keyhole did I peek
Only to see nothing but hear a creak.
I unlatched the door and stepped into the gloom;
No meteorite on my porch! Nothing! (as far as I could assume)

Suddenly, there appeared a plump little man in a derby hat.
He paraded, he yodeled --- and to think, all on my welcome mat!=20
"How do you do? I am McGoodygoo the meteorite goo-roo!" he sang as he =
said.
>From that moment on I knew there was something to dread.

In his hand he showed me a black little rock;
It was Bensour, the new fall that has been causing people to flock.
"My good man," he said. "Take it, as you can see it is some sight!
For if you don't, I doubt my conscious will let me sleep tonight!"

I retorted in a voice so full of blame,
"It is just an NWA with a name!"
I must admit, I really did not know what to do;
I ended up telling that funny little man to shoo.

But that didn't deter him, not to the smallest degree!
"This little rock is as fresh as can be !" said he.
I defended my Peekskill and Rose City as being just as good;
I thought by now he would leave, at least I thought he would.

But he continued, "Your mind is too much on locations and numbers.
Will you accept my Bensour with a pail of meteoritically grown =
cucumbers?"
"Thank you, but I am quite fed." I uneasily said.
"It is late and I am now off to bed!"

Oh, but he would hear nothing of that,
He would rather just sit and chat.
"How about on a bus headed for Tucson
Holding a stop sign icon?"

Finally, my mind began to twirl,
My patience started to whirl,
"Okay! Okay! I'll take the stuff!
Give me the rock Mr. McGoodygoo, please do! I have had quite enough!"

I took the piece of the asteroid into my hands
and stared at it, that pebble from unknown lands.
For a moment I thought its glassy crust gleamed,
As so it seemed...
  =20
Well, all I can say now after that fretful ordeal,
After experiencing such meteoritical zeal,
Is that if you are ever introduced to a Mr. McGoodyGoo,
Be sure to accept his piece of Bensour, please do!


Please try: Bensour, Bensour, Bensour!
>From Le cosmic Chef, La meteorite du Jour !

The freshest dish you've ever seen
A more delicious there has never been
Really a dish fitting King or Queen

The ingredient harvested while still young
Don't let it ly around too long
Don't even think of it - it might go wrong

Because any water will do it harm
After which the dish will loose it's charm
So have this spice while it is still warm

Serve it with a fitting reverence
For these precious stones have special elegance
And of course, a certain relevance

But please now - please enjoy your meal
Prepared for you with a special zeal
Le Chef has made you a fantastic deal!

- Marco Langbroek


  I am Bensour , Bensour I am.
              I landed in Bensour And not in Siam.
              I fell from the sky with a thunderous crack
              So beautiful And pristine with fusion crust so black.

              Poked and prodded I would soon be.
              As classification has started on me.
              I turned out to be a very nice LL .
              For dealers and collectors to study and sell.

                  So I am Bensour , Bensour I am.
              I do not like the hot desert sand.
              I do not like hitting rocks as I land
              And I hope to be sitting soon in your hand.=20
                           Best Regards to all, Steven Drummond=20


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<DIV><FONT face=3DArial>Hello everybody,</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial>Once again I let my girlfriend pick out the =
winners.&nbsp;=20
This is the fairest way I think as she does not know any of you.&nbsp; =
So=20
without further delay....</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial>The first prize winner is Mark Fox.&nbsp; Who =
had&nbsp;a=20
very&nbsp;Suess'ish writing...it tells a story.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Marco =
Langbroek=20
and Steven Drummond are the runners up.&nbsp; If you three would please =
send me=20
your address I will get the Besours right out to you.&nbsp; =
</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial>Thanks again to everyone that entered, =
</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial>Mark Bostick "The Big Collector"</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial>The Visitor<BR><BR>One dark and dreary =
night,<BR>I was in=20
my study eyeing gads of meteorites to my delight<BR>When all of a sudden =
I heard=20
a thud --- or was it a knock?<BR>Whatever it was, I must say it gave me =
quite a=20
shock!<BR><BR>Through the front door's rusty keyhole did I peek<BR>Only =
to see=20
nothing but hear a creak.<BR>I unlatched the door and stepped into the=20
gloom;<BR>No meteorite on my porch!&nbsp; Nothing!&nbsp; (as far as I =
could=20
assume)<BR><BR>Suddenly, there appeared a plump little man in a derby =
hat.<BR>He=20
paraded, he yodeled --- and to think, all on my welcome mat! <BR>"How do =
you=20
do?&nbsp; I am McGoodygoo the meteorite goo-roo!" he sang as he=20
said.<BR>&gt;<I>From that moment on I knew there was something to=20
dread.<BR></I><BR>In his hand he showed me a black little rock;<BR>It =
was=20
Bensour, the new fall that has been causing people to flock.<BR>"My good =
man,"=20
he said. "Take it, as you can see it is some sight!<BR>For if you don't, =
I doubt=20
my conscious will let me sleep tonight!"<BR><BR>I retorted in a voice so =
full of=20
blame,<BR>"It is just an NWA with a name!"<BR>I must admit, I really did =
not=20
know what to do;<BR>I ended up telling that funny little man to =
shoo.<BR><BR>But=20
that didn't deter him, not to the smallest degree!<BR>"This little rock =
is as=20
fresh as can be !" said he.<BR>I defended my Peekskill and Rose City as =
being=20
just as good;<BR>I thought by now he would leave, at least I thought he=20
would.<BR><BR>But he continued, "Your mind is too much on locations and=20
numbers.<BR>Will you accept my Bensour with a pail of meteoritically =
grown=20
cucumbers?"<BR>"Thank you, but I am quite fed." I uneasily said.<BR>"It =
is late=20
and I am now off to bed!"<BR><BR>Oh, but he would hear nothing of =
that,<BR>He=20
would rather just sit and chat.<BR>"How about on a bus headed for=20
Tucson<BR>Holding a stop sign icon?"<BR><BR>Finally, my mind began to=20
twirl,<BR>My patience started to whirl,<BR>"Okay!&nbsp; Okay!&nbsp; I'll =
take=20
the stuff!<BR>Give me the rock Mr. McGoodygoo, please do!&nbsp; I have =
had quite=20
enough!"<BR><BR>I took the piece of the asteroid into my hands<BR>and =
stared at=20
it, that pebble from unknown lands.<BR>For a moment I thought its glassy =
crust=20
gleamed,<BR>As so it seemed...<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>Well, all I can say =
now after=20
that fretful ordeal,<BR>After experiencing such meteoritical zeal,<BR>Is =
that if=20
you are ever introduced to a Mr. McGoodyGoo,<BR>Be sure to accept his =
piece of=20
Bensour, please do!<BR><BR></DIV></FONT>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial>Please try: Bensour, Bensour, =
Bensour!<BR>&gt;<I>From Le=20
cosmic Chef, La meteorite du Jour !<BR></I><BR>The freshest dish =
you=92ve ever=20
seen<BR>A more delicious there has never been<BR>Really a dish fitting =
King or=20
Queen<BR><BR>The ingredient harvested while still young<BR>Don=92t let =
it ly=20
around too long<BR>Don=92t even think of it =96 it might go =
wrong<BR><BR>Because any=20
water will do it harm<BR>After which the dish will loose it=92s =
charm<BR>So have=20
this spice while it is still warm<BR><BR>Serve it with a fitting=20
reverence<BR>For these precious stones have special elegance<BR>And of =
course, a=20
certain relevance<BR><BR>But please now =96 please enjoy your =
meal<BR>Prepared for=20
you with a special zeal<BR>Le Chef has made you a fantastic =
deal!<BR><BR>- Marco=20
Langbroek<BR></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial>&nbsp; I am Bensour , Bensour I=20
am.<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;=
&nbsp;&nbsp;=20
I landed in Bensour And not in=20
Siam.<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbs=
p;&nbsp;&nbsp;=20
I fell from the sky with a thunderous=20
crack<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbs=
p;&nbsp;&nbsp;=20
So beautiful And pristine with fusion crust so=20
black.<BR><BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp=
;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;=20
Poked and prodded I would soon=20
be.<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;=
&nbsp;&nbsp;=20
As classification has started on=20
me.<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;=
&nbsp;&nbsp;=20
I turned out to be a very nice LL=20
.<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&n=
bsp;&nbsp;=20
For dealers and collectors to study and=20
sell.<BR><BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;=
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;=20
So I am Bensour , Bensour I=20
am.<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;=
&nbsp;&nbsp;=20
I do not like the hot desert=20
sand.<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbs=
p;&nbsp;&nbsp;=20
I do not like hitting rocks as I=20
land<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp=
;&nbsp;&nbsp;=20
And I hope to be sitting soon in your=20
hand.&nbsp;<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbs=
p;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp=
;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;=20
Best Regards to all,&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Steven Drummond </DIV></FONT>
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