[meteorite-list] Bag checks...Tucson, my first
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Date: Thu Apr 22 09:54:06 2004 Message-ID: <00b601c1b8b8$ea363980$1aa970d1_at_museumst> I enjoyed your airport account! I was really scrutinized too, as I figured I would be. They made me unwrap lots of things including a fossil belemnite about 4 inches long to which the checker said "That looks very pointy" with a raised eyebrow. After deciding I wouldn't take over the plane with an ancient sea creature, he asked me to unwrap a cluster of vanadanite crystals which I had wrapped in about a half a roll of toilet paper. So there I am sitting in this giant heap of toilet paper holding my tiny red crystals getting very odd looks from passers-by. The only other thing they checked was a bubble wrapped agate slice. The semi-surly looking army guy who had been standing silently nearby with arms folded piped up "That would look really pretty hanging in a window!" After that, they let me go, and the thing I worried about (my bag of meteorites) went unchecked. Those poor guys probably had their work cut out for them that week! Glad they're checking though! Jeannie ----- Original Message ----- From: "Walter Sullivan" <wsulliva_at_ix.netcom.com> To: <Meteorite-list_at_meteoritecentral.com> Sent: Sunday, February 17, 2002 5:10 PM Subject: [meteorite-list] Tucson, my first > This was my first Tucson show (for that matter, my first meteorite show), > and it was great. I could only get away for last weekend, but I caught > the highlights: the Birthday Bash and the Macovitch auction. It was > great meeting the very friendly people that I have communicated with by > Email and read on the List. At the Birthday party, I was new, had never > met almost everybody, so I was put at the Table of Honor with the > Birthday Boys, Bruno and Carine, Anne Black, and others. Everybody made > a point to talk to me, make me feel welcome, and introduce me to > everybody. Geoff was particularly solicitous. Thanks. > > I picked up some great Mars rocks, a slice of Gibeon, even a Triassic > fossil. I got to use my trés mal French with a mineral dealer from > Morocco from whom I got a few quartz spheres for my wife. My airport > experience was amusing. I had no check-on bags, just a backpack and a > small carry-on bag. As was the case for almost everybody, when my two > bags went through the X-ray machine, they shouted "bag check". I knew > this was coming. The quartz spheres were in my backpack and the large, > thin Gibeon (sort of like a small guillotine or ax blade) was in the > small carry-on with the Mars rocks and fossil. I was led over to the > side where I joined the crowd. I asked the very serious "agent" to be > careful with my carry-on as he picked it up. This made him even more > serious and he asked me, "What's in it?" He looked worried expecting a > Stinger missile launcher or small nuclear device, but I said, "There are > meteorites inside, very fragile, very valuable". I swear that he had not > the slightest idea what I was talking about. I could have been speaking > Arabic. Anyway, he put my two bags next to me on a chair, and began to > checkr over every part of my body and clothes with a metal detector. > Don't you have to have a medical license to perform sigmoidoscopy? He > was very unhappy with me as I had a few coins in the pocket of my pants. > I had to take my running shoes off. They were run through the explosive > sniffing machine and through the metal detector. A second man came over, > the "bag man"; he picked up my backpack and took me and it over to a > counter. I grabbed the small carry-on with the real goodies and took it > with me. He asked me to take off my shoes, again. I said that I had just > done this 3 minutes and 10 feet ago, but if he really wanted them, I > would oblige, particularly in view of the soldiers with rifles standing > right next to us, but the other serious guy came over and said that my > shoes had been checked out. Middle age is wanting to tie one's shoe > laces as little as possible. Okay, so now he is going through my > backpack handling it like it was packed with scorpions. Immediately, he > sees things big hard things wrapped in newspaper. As he intently and > carefully unwraps the quartz spheres, he does not look at the newspaper. > It is all in Arabic! The merchant from Morocco used it to wrap them. > Lucky me. He might have asked what it said. I'm afraid I would have been > tempted to be witty, and, no doubt, would have spent the night in jail, > but he never noticed. So now he has a guy with a bunch of big hard heavy > spheres filled with who knows what wrapped in Arabic newspaper. So he > says, "OK, you can go". I wrap everything up, grab my small bag (the one > with the guillotine-like piece of iron) and head for the gate. They > never checked it! Amazing. Boy, did I feel safe getting on that > airplane. Next year, I will take more time off, and definitely DRIVE. > > All in all, I had a great time. I have never been so warmly received by > strangers. I have been involved with Astronomy for many years, and > amateur astronomers are similar. Very passionate about their avocation, > totally understanding and accepting of others who share their interest, > and basically, kids who have grown up, but not grown old as they > continue to pine for the stars. > > I can't wait for next year. > > Walter Sullivan > > > > > > > > > > ______________________________________________ > Meteorite-list mailing list > Meteorite-list_at_meteoritecentral.com > http://www.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list Received on Mon 18 Feb 2002 03:14:45 PM PST |
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