[meteorite-list] Advise

From: Michael Blood <mlblood_at_meteoritecentral.com>
Date: Thu Apr 22 09:53:59 2004
Message-ID: <3C5C9853.50B0_at_cox.net>

Rhett,
         http://www.asteroidmodels.com/personal/humor/telemarketers.htm
is GREAT!
        I liked some of your ideas almost as much as mailing BACK all junk
mail that comes with a prepaid return envelope -
        When you get ads in your phone or utility bill, include them with the
payment. Let the company throw it away. When you get those pre approved
letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages
and junk like that, most of them come with postage paid return
envelopes, right?
Well, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in
these cool little envelopes! Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner
to
American Express. Or a pizza coupon to Citibank. If you didn't get
anything
else that day, then just send them their application back! If you want
to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn't on anything you send
them. You
can send it back empty if you want to just to keep them guessing! Never
fail
to return a "no postage required" envelope.
 Eventually, the banks and credit card companies will begin getting all
their junk back in the mail. It'll let us let them know what it's like
to get junk mail, and best of all THEY'LL be paying for it! TWICE!!
Let's help keep our postal service busy since they say e-mail is cutting
into their business, and that's why they need to increase postage again!
Received on Sat 02 Feb 2002 08:54:26 PM PST