[meteorite-list] hemp-shirt-wearing college idiots

From: Michael Casper <Michael_at_meteoritecentral.com>
Date: Thu Apr 22 09:48:10 2004
Message-ID: <002a01c15009$b802bf00$0200a8c0_at_Domain>

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What to do if you happen upon a peace rally by stupid naive=20
    hemp-shirt-wearing college idiots, to teach them why force is=20
sometimes=20
    needed:.....=20
    1) Approach dumb rich ignorant student talking about "peace" and=20
saying=20
    there should be, "no retaliation."=20

    2) Engage in brief conversation, ask if military force is=20
appropriate.=20

    3) When he says "No," ask, "Why not?"=20

    4) Wait until he says something to the effect of, "Because that=20
would just=20
    cause more innocent deaths, which would be awful and we should not=20
cause=20
    more violence."=20

    5) When he's in mid sentence, punch him in the face as hard as you=20
can.=20

    6) When he gets back up to up to punch you, point out that it would=20
be a=20
    mistake and contrary to his values to strike you, because that=20
would, "be=20
    awful and he should not cause more violence."=20

    7) Wait until he agrees that he has pledged not to commit additional =


    violence.=20

    8) Punch him in the face again, harder this time.=20

    Repeat steps 5 through 8 until they understand that sometimes it is=20
    necessary to punch back=20


you can also tell him that oh sammy been lousy didnt murder 6,000 =
americans.......as you can see from this list of the 6000 dead 2000 were =
from 60 other countries including his own and hundreds of muslims =
too......alla called me yesterday and told me that he was personally =
going to send oh sammy to hell pickled in pigs blood=20






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<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>What to do if you happen upon a peace =
rally by=20
stupid naive <BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; hemp-shirt-wearing college idiots, to =
teach them=20
why force is <BR>sometimes <BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; needed:..... <BR>&nbsp; =
&nbsp; 1)=20
Approach dumb rich ignorant student talking about "peace" and <BR>saying =

<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; there should be, "no retaliation." <BR><BR>&nbsp; =
&nbsp; 2)=20
Engage in brief conversation, ask if military force is <BR>appropriate.=20
<BR><BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; 3) When he says "No," ask, "Why not?" =
<BR><BR>&nbsp;=20
&nbsp; 4) Wait until he says something to the effect of, "Because that =
<BR>would=20
just <BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; cause more innocent deaths, which would be awful =
and we=20
should not <BR>cause <BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; more violence." <BR><BR>&nbsp; =
&nbsp; 5)=20
When he's in mid sentence, punch him in the face as hard as you <BR>can. =

<BR><BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; 6) When he gets back up to up to punch you, point =
out that=20
it would <BR>be a <BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; mistake and contrary to his values =
to strike=20
you, because that <BR>would, "be <BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; awful and he should =
not cause=20
more violence." <BR><BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; 7) Wait until he agrees that he =
has=20
pledged not to commit additional <BR><BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; violence. =
<BR><BR>&nbsp;=20
&nbsp; 8) Punch him in the face again, harder this time. <BR><BR>&nbsp; =
&nbsp;=20
Repeat steps 5 through 8 until they understand that sometimes it is =
<BR>&nbsp;=20
&nbsp; necessary to punch back <BR><BR><BR>you can also tell him that oh =
sammy=20
been lousy didnt murder 6,000 americans.......as you can see from this =
list of=20
the 6000 dead 2000 were from 60 other countries including his own and =
hundreds=20
of muslims too......alla called me yesterday and told me that he was =
personally=20
going to send oh sammy to hell pickled in pigs blood =
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