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Re: Meteoritic Humor....
Geoffcin@aol.com schrieb:
> Top Ten Advantages of an Asteroid Hitting Earth
>
> 10. Cool asteroid toys at McDonald's.
>
> 9. 1 in 6,000,000,000 chance it will land directly on top of Hanson.
>
> 8. Colorado beach front property.
>
> 7. It'll probably end the debate over the greenhouse effect.
>
> 6. Won't have to watch any more "Veronica's Closet" reruns.
>
> 5. We finally get to see the spaceship that was following it.
>
> 3. Could cause Dick Clark's hair to move.
>
> 2. They won't be able to come out with another movie about an asteroid
> hitting
> the earth.
>
> Wow! Rocks hitting the earth! At least we won't have to worry about
> Windows
> 98!
>
> 1. Afterwards that restraining order don't mean a thing.
... and furtheron:
x1) the Monahans debate would be settled once and for all (though not
the American way),
x2) some people could be sure that acrimonies on the list are not to be
blamed for their headaches (provided they still have any headaches),
x3) a lot of things could be rebuilt from scratch provided that there
were any survivors that had not been taken off our planet Earth but only
off the list inadvertently.
:-) Best wishes,
Bernd
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